In another city, they got rid of the data center peddlers even faster. They went to the mayor, the mayor told them that they would have to present their plans to a public meeting first, and they went, never to be seen again.
A bike trailer guillotine is peak Portland
Salem, and Salem ain’t Portland.
(Tanis, Beaverton isn’t Portland either.)
Heyo River!!
I ain’t River, I’m Tanis. Says so right there.
Tanis & Brem at Bremerton & Beaverton, when the walls fell.

Put a bird on it!
… and consequently get laid. 👏
“This feels like a witch hunt!”
Oh wait, wrong Salem.
Nope its a shithead hunt.
Indeed.
A ‘shit hunt’ if you will
This needs to be in every place.
Ah yes I look forward to the
Salem Billionaire Trials
The fact it happens in Salem again is funny, but for the right reasons this time
Residents of Salem be like:


Oh wow ! This gif is so cool. It comes from where ?
Yes. That’s right.
Seems like Nyan from One Punch Man
Remember when transporting your portable guillotine it’s important to make sure the blade is down and in the locked position, in case of potholes.
The guillotine at J6 were just a coincidence btw
Little bitch afraid of the Salem Bitch Trial after messing up people’s livelihood and peace.
Guillotine confirmed as most effective little bitch repellant.
If you see a guillotine and feel the need to run, you know you fucked up.
I’d be like wow, a real live guillotine! Neat! 📸






