• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Sure, just default to assuming the syntactically and semantically correct words you didn’t understand are gibberish. Fucking boys I have to deal with…

    Do you need me to explain. I have, somewhere in these million words I wrote in character for my state-sponsored job.

    My job: Crackhead, because I wasn’t good en0ugh yo bee a pothead, qhich is a FESTIVAL COP. Y’know, I’m that crazy person on public transit or whateverz mouthing off, doing drugs, trying to get into fights, and doing two things, objectively; networking, and counterintelligence.

    Networking; hi, my name’s Victoria Phoenix. I’m a juggler and a skilled righter abd comedian.

    Counterintelligence: I poopied my pants, Epstein was a cop and is thus alive because pf tbat, I ear dog shit for lunch cuz it yummy

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

    I don’t have to prove myswlf 4 I hav all redy