• DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I always park in the “Online Pickup” or “Coffee Customer” or “Uber Eats” spots.

    Fuck you. I’m spending money are your store.

    I remember one parking lot had a parking lot Nazi. When I parked in one of the Uber Eats spots he came up and said "I don’t see any sticker indicating you work for one of the pickup apps. I said I didn’t. He said I had to move. I said “Let’s see if you can get a tow truck here before I get back out and leave” and walked inside. Got in and out quick and left. No tow truck in sight.

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      8 days ago

      So you’re being rude and anti-social because “i’M a PaYiNg CuStOmEr”? You do realize that is basic Karen behavior right?

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        8 days ago

        Why would you side with a corporation and call not doing so “anti-social”?

        I’m a paying customer. Why should some other paying customer have priority over me? The fact that I’m not doing a quick pickup means I’m probably spending MORE on their products.

        It’s not like I’m parking in a handicap spot.

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            8 days ago

            What the fuck does a loading zone have to do with priority parking spots for quick pickups? Those are two different things. Are you even posting in the right thread?

            A loading zone is NOT what I’m talking about. Maybe you live in a rural area that doesn’t have the spots I’m talking about, so you just assume I’m talking about loading zones.

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              8 days ago

              We all know exactly what you are talking about. In fact I see them more frequently in rural megamarts than in the city. You are just a Karen. You are wrong.

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        8 days ago

        Is everything that bothers you LARPing?

        Is it that hard to wrap your smooth brain around a pretty believable scenario? I’m sure a lot of people have done what I did to parking Nazis. You just don’t go outside, so you wouldn’t know.

        Not that I give a fuck whether some kid living in their parent’s house believes me, but it definitely happened. Maybe you’re just such a subservient pussy who can’t fathom standing up to someone.

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          8 days ago

          Lol. Lmao, even. The hero is needlessly aggressive to a person upholding the social contract. The clapping is coming from inside your head and under your desk.

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            8 days ago

            I’m not the dipshit accusing people of making up a totally normal story because I have some free time between my mother giving me a bath and making me dinner.

            The only thing you’re upholding is a lower national average IQ. And the only thing making noise under my desk is your mother.