Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447
Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)


Learn how to season and cook veggies if your warlock child does this
Personally, I slice the broccoli, get some oil hot, put in garlic and ginger roasting them for a bit, add some chicken stock and a smidge of soya sauce and add in the broccoli. When the stock evaporates keep adding olive oil in small amounts until the broccoli is cooked. Broccoli will take more olive oil than you’d think it could, even more than you think it should. Support your broccoli in its goals. Let it become one with the olives
Edit: I suggest boulion cubes but halve the suggested water. I’m I make my own stock from scratch and simmer the shit out of it so it fits in the freezer though
Edit 2: also tastes great with veggie broth.