Donald Trump on Sunday said vandals are to blame for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall near the World War II Memorial — in the same spot where Trump had a stage built and hosted crowds for his July 4 celebration.
Trump made the accusation in a social media post without saying why he believes it’s the work of vandals instead of trampled turf from the Independence Day festivities. He posted a photo showing a once-grassy area by the World War II Memorial, now patchy and brown across much of the sprawling turf.
“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform.
He’s become the stereotypical old man, telling the kids to stay off his grass…
“Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”
I mean, he’s not wronng. Vandels did kill it. Specifically little do and the crew he had set up.
He’s actually right about vandals, but just not in the way he thinks he is.
Vandal-In-Chief praises the efforts of his vassal vandals:
“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly”
He’s not complaining, he’s crowing.
His meaning of “better than ever” is different from that of any sane person
For some reason I’m reminded of that crazy lady that was the GF of Junior screaming to an empty room about how the “best is yet to COME!!!”
Whatever happened to that crazy lady, anyway? 🤔
Oh right, she was used up and cast aside like a used Kleenex…
He dumped her and Trump made her go away with a ambassador role
They split in 2024, but she got “being the ambassador to Greece” out of it.
“I wanna be the ambassador… to France!!!”
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Yeah, maybe a softer landing than most of his former insiders get, I suppose. Still, probably orchestrated to get her away and out of the picture w/o her writing some tell-all book…
Remind me to stay away from any area his contractors have been.
I haven’t been to DC since he took office again… I won’t do it… It’s not a safe place anymore with his Gestapo running around…
How does he still have supporters though? He doesn’t even know where he is 95% of the time.
What a dumbass. Does he know how much shit is exploding out of both ends of his disgusting lumpy fleshsuit, or is he really that oblivious?
He’s demented
I dunno, that feels insulting to demented people somehow.
These fucken guys again:

Is this the “someone shit in my pants”, but the lawn edition?
He can’t even take responsibility for trampled grass
Are the Vandals still together? Does Warped Tour go to DC?
Anyone who don’t think my pants was vandalized by librulcrats should go back to helicopters school.
Man, you’d think that the residence of the president of the united states would have the security to prevent people from messing up the grass. I guess it’s easier to get to the president than was thought possible. I wonder if he’s a security nightmare to the people who have to protect his worthless ass.
East wing destroyed, reflecting pool destroyed, lawn destroyed. I wish we could see before and after pics.
Don’t forget the rose garden










