• michaelmrose@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    This implies you are too stupid or incompetent to simply set the correct time on the microwave. It’s not really that hard to figure out how much time to set and it literally takes 1-2 presses to set any time between 30 seconds and 6 minutes. Many also have a speed dial setting to pre-program particular time/power settings 2 presses to actuate eg memory -> number.

    You can set it to 99.99 and close and open it and you will get hot food in the same fashion as you could get drunk by pouring jim beam up your ass. You do you I guess. Excuse me whilst I make a proper cocktail like a fuckin adult human being with a functioning brain.

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      5 days ago

      This implies you are too stupid or incompetent to simply set the correct time on the microwave. It’s not really that hard to figure out how much time to set and it literally takes 1-2 presses to set any time between 30 seconds and 6 minutes.

      Or, I could just press start and pull it out when it’s done.

      you could get drunk by pouring jim beam up your ass.

      Is this the one thing you have expertise in?

      Lol, I’ve never seen someone get this upset by the way someone else uses a fucking microwave. Do you have a weird autism obsession about shitty food or something? Is cooking in a microwave the equivalent of learning how to perfectly roast a duck confit? Are you the trailer trash version of Gordon Ramsey?

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        2 days ago

        no its just weird to watch anyone defend something obviously so stupid. It’s like someone saying they shit preferentially in urinals and then having someone go ya I do that too its obviously the correct and best thing to do!

        No motherfucker its not

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            1 day ago

            No I have no obsession with microwave cooking in particular its just deeply weird to defend something so very stupid. I’m not a country boy, I live in an actual city, and I can cook actual things on real stove. You are digging and not particularly well.