The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic is back with another hit.
Donald Trump reportedly thinks soda is good for him, because it kills grass — and therefore it must also kill cancer cells.
The wild revelation comes via Dr. Mehmet Oz, Trump’s administrator for Medicare and Medicaid, who shared the anecdote on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast Tuesday.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz told Trump Jr. in disbelief, to which Trump Jr. just laughed and shrugged knowingly.
Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn’t be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
In the very first episode of The Apprentice, they had to run a lemonade stand. One idiot tried to get someone to pay a million dollars for a cup of lemonade
Start drinking Roundup ™ NOW!!
Does he think RoundUp is healthy too?
I wouldn’t put it past him.
We’re not that lucky.
I know that there’s a lot of crazy to unpack, here, but can we talk about the grass for a second? Just how much soda did he pour on his lawn? To make him think of soda as some kind of grass killer?
He spilled it on his rommate’s pouch in college and, like, totally killed the grass, man.
Maybe he should start drinking Roundup.
Surely no one who has consumed copious amounts of diet soda has ever had cancer before.
I remember back in the 60s and 70s when they were doing all that testing, and people would blow off the results, saying do you know how many (cigarettes, diet sodas, snack foods, etc.) those mice had to (smoke, drink, eat) to get cancer?
Yeah, about the same amount Trump has dranken every day for years.
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We are such a stupid country
As someone not from your stupid country, I’d love to remind you that the rest of the world both mocks you and fucking hates you.
No need to remind me. There are a lot of people who mock and hate me.
Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.
Idiocracy is real. They would absolutely water the crops with soda.
IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Oh and your going to tell me that we should use water? like the stuff in the toilet?
Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.
But its so fucking slow
If he wasn’t such an International parasite, I’d say “good… Let it be slow”.
Yes, it would be fantastic to have him suffer long term with cancer. One of few people who actually deserve to have it
Since a diet high in sugar does kill human cells and cancer cells are human cells, soda does in fact kill cancer.
He should try poison
He did suggest the possibility of injecting bleach.
its got what plants crave!!
Craven’t
Yes it is good for him and I think he should drink gallons of it. More of a good thing is even better!
The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.
Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.
That’s just proof that he’s onto something, Big Cancer is afraid to admit that a cheap cancer cure already exists, obviously.
Have you ever seen a cancer patient chugging gallons of soda? Something to think about.
Brawno. It’s got what plants crave.
Such a better President
More eloquent, trustworthy, handsome. Not a pedophile or a convicted criminal. What’s not to like?
Hires the smartest,oat qualified people he can find
