Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
Sharknova!
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!
I support support-sharks
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.
Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who’s supporting them and believing in them.
So we all support the support sharks.
Blåhaj moment :3
I-i-it’s YOU, isn’t it⁉️
YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren’t you ⁉️
T-t-thank you ☺️😍
Blahaj is here for you 🦈

Behind every successful person there is a shark
Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
Thank you, shark.
Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
Behind every great man is a shark.
The human that’s behind you however…
There’s also one in front of me
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹









