Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
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    2 months ago

    I mean I try not to in public but if someone else does it, it just about makes my day, farts are so funny

  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

    I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me.

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Yup. Bringing normal sounds into the bathroom is just as bad as bringing bathroom sounds into a normal room

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      Someone did that at a supermarket bathroom I was in!

      The guy was yapping away on his phone. I was washing my hands being annoyed. And suddenly, one guy said, “Fuck it!” And just blasted a massive fart shit.

      The guy on the phone went silent. And I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I feel like no longer caring if strangers can hear you poop is a big part of growing up. Not to say I’ve reached that point.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Interesting that the wiki says it’s only for women’s restrooms.

      Also funny that some women just really need the real thing, the sound box isn’t good enough. Never mind the public toilet spraying your nethers with flush water while you do your business. I guess the bidet helps with some of that.

      • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        2 months ago

        Well, drawing from feminist theory, it’s all about men being allowed to be rough, dirty, filthy, smelly, loud, taking up space (physical, emotional, whathaveyou), careless, inconsiderate, dominant, whathaveyou without losing legitimacy as real men. Women, on the other hand, especially in Japan but really in any current human society, are forced to be feminine (as per patriarchal norms, the makeup industry’s standards, heterosexual men’s sexual desires, whathaveyou) or else risk losing legitimacy as real women. After all, girls don’t poop.

        Edit/link description: search results on duckduckgo for “girls don’t poop”, with the purpose of sarcastically pointing to some ridiculous Reddit conversations, memes and jokes that “process” or reflect women’s lack of right to self-governance and dignity.

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    I try and find the perfect position to make my farts resonate for maximum woyoyoyo effect.

  • AskewLord@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    No. Nature isn’t embarassing.

    I have been embarrassed when I shat my pants from drinking too much though.

      • AskewLord@piefed.social
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        2 months ago

        usually about two blocks from my apartment after walking home drunk. held it in for like 20m but I just lost it at the end man. it was brutal. it was also at like 2am so not like there was anyone around to witness the lump in my pants.

  • amio@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I think the, uh, acoustics, are mostly a necessary evil. The bowl has to accommodate a ton of water splashing around without going everywhere, and ideally also not go out of its way to trap any doodoo. That can’t just be any old shape.

  • kdcd@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    I have IBS so if I want to go anywhere I have to deal with the fact that I may end up making lots of noise in a public toilet. In my forties I’m pretty desensitized about it now. Everybody poops.