Put a rock on it so it’s more obvious it’s not a pond
Burn that rock! It’s a witch!
Heronysus?
They should feed it fish.
Next Gen bird feeder.
You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.
Throw a fish
Heron is just there for the “vibes”.
[heron waits hours, gives up]
“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”
Biiig clap
Dear Heron,
I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
let him stand there until freezes, stupid git.
Probably the same one that steals fish from our tiny gardenpond.U steel feesh feerst
I wonder if the people defending the damn bird would have reacted differently if they had watched it pull a 30 year old Koi out of their pond and flew away with it.
I knew that fish for more than half my life. My kids grew up feeding and watching them.There is always more to a story, and it’s good to remember that first impressions of a situation are often only that.
Bro but its crazy to just pick the animal you specifically have a connection to and say “there’s more to the story… But not any more to it than that!”. What if I had grown up watching that heron? What if I have twice as many kids as you and they all love the heron? Does that tip the scale so that now we should be angry at the fish for trying to kill my heron by starvation? Little fish bastards, why can’t they just my heron be?
Of course the real truth is that nature is at odds with itself and there’s no way around that. If you can say “yeah I just like the fish cos that’s what I like, I don’t care that it doesn’t make sense”, then that’s respectable enough. You’re just out for your own well-being, just like the fish and the heron both. But getting so heated at the heron for trying to be alive, which is also what your fish try to do, and then extending your hatred to all heronkind is just hilarious
And people say studying philosophy is irrelevant for every day life.
here we were just laughing about a bird / venting about a predatory species, and suddenly we are talking ethics and the question if moral(?) applies to animals when discussed by humans.You are obviously right, in that i place my “pets” over a random predator. but then again, is the comparison truely equal if the heron is your “pet”? the fish seem to me pretty passive in all this, except in their inability to not attract things that want to eat them.
Is good and bad or right and wrong even applicable to animals in nature? and does a fish in a domesticated pond even fall under “living in nature”? would that even make a difference?
Or is the fault my own for not making sure the fish are protected?
Getting back to the beginning, do i have an obligation to moderate my language in any way?
Is it mean to wish for the heron to starve?
Could maybe a case be made that it is a request for poetic justice that one heron lives and a fish dies, and another one starves and a fish lives.Philosophy is the shit.
Said the guy munching on his chicken nuggets that has wife / mother made
Well, i’m not munching on your chicken nuggets, am i?
And humans don’t even need to eat meat to survive
Life is more than just survival.
If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron
They are trying.
How dare it try to eat food to survive!
exactly!
Would take a filet from the fridge and lay it out there, since I don’t want him leaving disappointed.
Walk on it. Start a heron religion.
Pretty sure that’s heronsy.
You could make a religion out of this.
No don’t
Then bestow infinite fish
Oop, started a heroin religion instead.
If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.
good enough
Don’t you mean a himon?












