People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
Butts
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
List of a random string of numbers in a monotone voice, have people go insane trying to figure out it means
4 8 15 16 23 42
Needs to have one number out of sequence, just for maximum chaos
God I loved that show
“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”
Then just watch the chaos unfold.
I feel like it wouldn’t be long until people learned they all heard the same thing.
Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.
This is the kinda evil shit I came to the comments for. Well done.
Side note: nobody let this person gain any form of power
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
you just lost the game
FUCK
I just lost the game…
I’m a little sad that I stopped playing.
You don’t quit the game. The game quits you.
Did you hear about updoc?
What’s updoc?
Change da world
My final message
Goodbye
Came here looking for this one!
Hey everyone, the Lord here. The Jews aren’t allowed to have Israel anymore. I’m giving it to the Palestinians, because the Jews wouldn’t behave. The Jews can have the moon instead.
From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe
We tender this premium beer
For your enjoyment
As a tribute to your good taste.
It comes from the mountain springs to you
33
“We’re no strangers to love…”
God here, only one of your believe systems is correctly worshipoing me. The ones in question know who I’m talking about. Make sure everybody start doing it the correct way. Btw. don’t tell anyone but you are doing it right, keep up the good work.
If you believe in any God, then voting is admitting doubt
Saying that with a God like effect is a bit… Odd. Like everyone has to stop voting then, that is the expected reaction.
? I’m not following you. I have never believed in magic, gods or anything like that. I believe my reasoning is sound, and where I have doubts I try to educate myself before taking a stance. Therefore, I know why to vote
You broadcast this message pretty much like a god. There should be no more doubt after this that god exists. So obviously no more voting, since in his only message ever he specifically only talked about votes. Not how to treat each other, wars, …, nothing, that is all cool, just do not vote.
"'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
(stolen from Douglas Adams)
I’m gonna go with “So long and thanks for all the fish”
“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!,” etc.
