People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
“Er, excuse me, everyone… is this… is this thing on? Can they hear me? Can they?”
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Please listen carefully to the following broadcast. Your survival depends on it. Do not, under any circumstances broadcast ends suddenly
“3… 2… 1… FIGHT!”
“Psychopaths no longer exist. Only people with fully-developed frontal lobes exist.”
Immediately followed by everyone from the former category drops dead, and no new ones will ever be born.
I’d say “You have all disappointed me.”
Hello World.
“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”
bound to be misunderstood, the message is way too vague
seems fairly clear that it’s message is to start a war
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS!..
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
@Grail
“Bottom”, followed by snorting.On a very full breath, I can do the “badger badger badger badger bager badger badger badger mushroom mushroom” like barely 3 times. So I would get that out like 18 times. My hope would be to cause a worlwide earworm with that terrible song.
It’s either I do that, or cause a worldwide rickroll without the backing track. See how far I can go.
So you’re not gonna go for baby shark?
I would be humming John Lennon’s imagine and hope people would recognize it at some point and look up the lyrics in their native language.
Isn’t that the song where he asks people to imagine a world where Indigenous religions have been completely wiped out and frames it as a good thing?
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peaceIt is! Well, it’s easy for racists to imagine everyone living in harmony when cultural differences have been destroyed. That’s the Arthur Phillip special.
Some people understand peace, some people only understand war, so if you want to bring an understanding of peace to everyone… Guess it’s time to get killing!
Or, maybe, there’s another way; a way to find nothing to kill or die for.
You can’t take religion away from people without violence. Depriving people of their culture and religion is a form of genocide.
Killing time it is then!
Edit: You should start with everyone not of your faith, as your God invariably commands you.
So you don’t know the first thing about My religion, pagan religion, or Indigenous religion, huh?
Why is the word “god” randomly capitalised in the middle of a sentence?
It really doesn’t matter, I’ve read most of them and justifying killing is high on the list of Important Things To Touch On In Religious Works.
So much so that it really is hard to imagine the world John Lennon describes.
You’ve read most of them, huh? How many Australian religions? How many American religions? Most of them, pfft, most of them can’t be “read” because the texts were either destroyed, or never existed because it’s an oral tradition.
I swear, the way ignorant white people talk about religion is just full of cultural bias in every sentence. You talk about everything like it’s Abrahamism. Come on then, let’s hear one single Dreaming story from you. If you know one story about the Rainbow Serpent, I’ll lighten up.
“Be well. Things are tough, you have as much a reason to be tired and frustrated as everyone, and should let the storms and knots and voids within go, lest they consume you too. When you have more strength and are rested, admire the beauty of this world. Do the things you wanted to do, things you wanted to try, places you wanted to visit. Be friendly and honest and compassionate even if others aren’t with you. Light births more light. Share yours. And remember to rest again, when you start feeling tired. Love and care for those around you. Tell them you care. It’s not always obvious. Dare. Be you. Show your light, and let your shadows show too to let them go. Be well. I will try my best to do the same, so let’s do it together.”
“Alright, we can kill it. Do we want to roll back the save or start over?”
