“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
I like to imagine myself standing by the main road, away from any important game stuff, but somewhere the player must pass through to get to the game stuff. And I’m just screaming at the top of my lungs. No reason, and it’s never even addressed; it’s just something the game implemented to annoy the player character.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
It’s not often I get to relevantly reference Uncyclopedia. Joyous day!
"Did you know that according to our definition of rocks, ice counts? I’ve just been thinki- oh, you did? Well, next time you meet me, I’ll have come up with a new, incredible fact! Like: "
This one made me think of the song that never ends, which would be equally as great an answer.
“I’m too tired for this.”
You keep treating this like some kind of game!
…do you know something the rest of us don’t?
“I’ve got plenty of things to say!”
To make sure my creator got sued for copyright infringement … “shake it baby” or “damn, I look good”
The only war is class war.
Welcome to <name of place>, I love you
It’s what plants crave!
“On your left.”
rides by on a bicycle
Interloper.
“You know where your towel is?”
“I just want to go hug my cat right now”
“I open up my wallet, and it’s full of blood.”
Mornin’. Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Hua ha.
This would be the only option.
There it is.
