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Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.
Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.
You left? Murderer.
I’d argue it wasn’t premeditated.
Ahb good, finally someone to keep Bob company.
The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.
I worry sometimes. Could the OCs become unionized or something and escape that space? They’re all already demented and radicalized.
They could, but there are beanbags, and pizza Fridays! (Not like the '10s tech sector start up/buzzfeedalike “We’ll pay you in pizza parties if you stay un-unionized” way though.)
I don’t remember being ionized in tech in the '10s; these are shocking claims.
You may not believe me, but I nearly tried to make the joke of calling it unionised before realising that’s just unionised pronounced differently
I’m going to scroll down and release Lisa from her existential pain. And then I’ll envy her a little.
Who’s this Lisa you speak of?
who?
Sorry Lulu, gotta keep on truckin’
Who’s Lila?
I see what you did there and salute you
She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.
Bye, Lila.
She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers
Hey There Dead Lila !
I can save her.
Bye, Lila! See you when I also inevitably succumb to the void!
She exists. She ceases to exist. I shut down Mlem.
5 minutes later I reopen Mlem and she exists again.
Reminds me of an old joke…
Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.
“Gimme a hotdog.”
The hotdog vendor asks “you want mustard on that?”
“I think not,” says Descartes, vanishing instantly.
At least Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Descartes is moving now.
