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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

The US is getting mystery meat from Argentina and the vegetarian companies are leaving no prisoners

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The US is getting mystery meat from Argentina and the vegetarian companies are leaving no prisoners

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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    Beef is made from plants. Cows eat plants.

    • Successful_Try543@feddit.org
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      So do horses.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Horse is beef.

        • Tja@programming.dev
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          QED

      • saltesc@lemmy.world
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        And people

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          And lions via the transitive property.

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      “I am a machine that converts plants into beef.”

      – Cows

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      I eat plants.

      I am beef.

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        Soak in a hot bath for a few hours and make beef stock.

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          Funny you should mention that. I just found out I have a slight case of hemorrhoids and apparently that’s just the treatment

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            Instructions not clear. I know have a bathtub full of hot water with a cow in it.

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      • gray@lemmy.ml
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        I am going to put this in my dating app bios. Thank you

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