Consume
On the bad site there was a whole dontputyourdickinthat community.
Please don’t buy crap like this, especially not as a gift.
No one needs a corncob dildo handle. They work just fine without one.
Is that an auto masturbator for corn cobs?
No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.
Mohels love it.
Aw shucks
Instructions unclear, I’m in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.
Just tell them you were really corny
As opposed to any other 2026?
2026 BCE was a helluva year
Next 2026 is supposedly going to be a banger
December 31, 11:59 PM, everyone watches the 2nd health bar appear
They didn’t want you to be confused if you’re reading this article in the year 12026.
Most people won’t be able to read by 2030. Good thing we have all this amazing AI to do all of our thinking for us!
PS: CONSUME
cornsume
