Cat distribution system working as intended.
Congratulations! You’ve won! 🥂 Enjoy your new cat.
❤️
It’s only a small step from #notmycat to #catdistributionsystem :)
That looks exactly like your cat.
You have been adopted by a new cat
What a beautiful baby.
The cat is saying, ‘You belong to me now. You’re welcome.’
Not adopting that cat and making it your whole personality is, understandable, but suboptimal.
Most LaFee (or Avril Lavigne) looking cat ever
It looks under nourished, one of our adoptions had little undercoat until we got some food in her regularly.
Great opportunity to dispose of a cat which you can pet regularly
dispose ofacquire
You have been targeted. Resistance is futile. Surrender your bed pillows, cereal boxes, and independence.
Missing back leg or weird angle?
Since OP does not mention a missing leg that is probably not the case.
She’s just plotting to murder you, don’t worry.




