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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

Extra Milky

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Extra Milky

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    24 days ago

    I’ve got some pepsi syrup that I sometimes top up my pepsi with

    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24 days ago

      Probably want to finish that off with a shot of insulin too.

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      24 days ago

      We drink coke and milk together we’re im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow

      • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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        24 days ago

        Is that like pilk?

        • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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          24 days ago

          Pepsi and milk wtf

  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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    24 days ago

    Yo dawg!

    • onionguy@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      • billwashere@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.

  • everett@lemmy.ml
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    24 days ago

    Really milking it for all it’s worth.

    • strop@lemmy.ml
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      24 days ago

      I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

      • Björn@swg-empire.de
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        24 days ago

        Maybe if you didn’t stop to masturbate you would have been first.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

    • Routhinator@startrek.website
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      23 days ago

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • eurodyne@piefed.world
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    24 days ago

    Just drink whole milk and get it over with

    • Fluke@feddit.uk
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      24 days ago

      I do.

      Also, random shower thought… since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren’t people just buying whole milk and watering it down?

      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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        I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.

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          They don’t actually skim milk anymore. They haven’t for years. They literally dilute milk with water at some part of the homogenisation process IIRC. Gonna have to go look it up now… 😂

          Edit: TIL, only some places do it that way. It is generally centrifugally separated and then fortified with fat soluble Vitamins removed during the process.

          Fair 'nuff. 💛

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    In the spirit of this sub, he probably also could put more movement in his bowel movements.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    24 days ago

    What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

    • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
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      I’d say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 days ago

    Milk maxxing

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      24 days ago

      Lactomax

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    24 days ago

    that person must have the world’s strongest bones

    • 0ops@piefed.zip
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      24 days ago

      A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

      • rem26_art@fedia.io
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        Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

        • Routhinator@startrek.website
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          23 days ago

          But they love charging for the kidney stone removal.

    • kaykay@piefed.social
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      24 days ago

      they must be stopped before it’s too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Calcium slurry.

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    I remember putting more… milky stuff… in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify as "more milk per milk??

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      24 days ago

      And that’s why internet exist— and i should’ve not used it

  • Lokoschade@feddit.org
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    24 days ago

    That’s what protein milk is

  • arotrios@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Milk2

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      24 days ago

      Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    24 days ago

    Brook and ruffy drinking milk in bathrobes

  • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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    My husband does this with heavy cream in milk lol

    • hemmes@lemmy.world
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      That’s just half and half with extra steps

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