That’s a hard glizzy to hork
They love swallowing. They’re the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.
They love swallowing,
They are the greatest at it,
maga swallows best!
i would put your haiku on my fridge if i could.
That haiku is great
You can put it up on your
Refrigerator
Dying from dysentery like it’s Oregon Trail
Don’t forget the diarrhea lettuce
What is it with right-wing populists and being undone by lettuces? Liz Truss in Britain is now synonymous with the lettuce, and she had a simillarly laxative effect on the economy.
The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.
ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)
See also: Slave labor
This week it’s tofu
Americans are for this shit, only explanation. They’re crying with tears of joy. Surprised you didn’t tack on ICE, to me that’s the biggest one.
MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.
Fascist or satire?
Dude. Satire.
Never can tell
Obama and Biden are the cause of all the problems right now and I’m glad someone else is brave enough to standup and say it here.
Bravo.
Missed it by that much.
JB (RIP) only guaranteed a GOP win.
Oh please Biden is the puppet Obama is the puppet master.
Biden is the puppet Obama? WTF man?
Yes Obama’s been controlling him since he was born.
I’ve seen you on here a few times spouting this bullshit. Why are you even on a leftist platform?
OMG. I know what my Halloween costume is for this year!
An ageless Obama controlling a Biden toddler because I already had that idea so get your own.
Strait of Hormuz
That’s a weird way to write Reagan and Bush
I loathe MAGA dogs
Don’t forget ink in the tofu
Fuck now I really want a hotdog.
Buy Canadian.
Is that a reference to something? I feel like some comedy bit featured someone saying “that makes me want a hotdog real bad”. Maybe a false memory on my part.
Only “Ask me about my wiener” from I think Accepted(?) comes to mind.
But no I’m just hungry.
Legally Blonde 2
How about Trumpstein’s weiner?
… Wild horse meat?
Conspiracy theory since the BLM is selling rounded up wild horses to buyers and then those buyers are suspected of selling to slaughter houses. Meanwhile the administration is waiving tariffs to import lean meat trimmings without specifying the source countries. The theory is those two things are directly linked.
Me over here really wondering what horse brisket tastes like. Can someone make that one real so I can live out my dreams.
Just go to the butchers shop and buy some?
It’s illegal to sell horse meat in the US.
wtf … why?
Black Lives Matter is selling wild horses?? Seems off message, but go off I guess.
I’m outta the loop on horse meat. Do I even wanna know?
There are protected wild horses on federal land.
It’s illegal to hunt them or kill them for meat.
But the Trump administration has found a loophole: if they capture them and sell them to a foreign entity alive, that foreign entity can legally butcher them.
It’s darkly funny because those horses are a invasive species that only have federal protections because conservatives like to pretend to be cowboys.
🎶 good bye horses 🎶
Stay clear of beef unless you’re really confident in its origin at least for a little while.
Huh, what’s so bad about horse meat? Doesn’t seem to belong with the others …
It’s not the meat that’s problematic. There are a few points:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/us/trump-wild-horses-legal-loophole-slaughter.html
The government can spend more than $3,000 to capture a mustang and bring it to market, but sells each for as little as $25. A horse can fetch up to $750 at a slaughter plant. The potential for profit keeps buyers coming.
Don’t you know it’s Biden’s fault?!
The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude’s expression of discontent.
Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a ‘librul’ would have to smell it.
They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.
