I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna have it permanently though, huh?
Leggings
Nothing stopping penis havers from wearing leggings.
Well, they either need to tuck or prepare to look indecent. I can confirm leggings are way less stressful to wear post-dickectomy.
Four years post dickectomy, I can confirm it’s way better now.
No way, I used to be a penis haver and I didn’t like wearing leggings at all. Now that I no genitals, I wear leggings all the time. I’m wearing leggings right now. In short: gender dysphoria is stopping penis havers from wearing leggings
Hey. Cis penis haver here. For me dysphoria isn’t really an issue but wearing leggings still is because I don’t want put all my stuff on display. So if I actually do wear leggings its usually with some pants or shorts over them.
Did medieval living history cosplay, have a penis, have nothing against wearing tights.
Where do the balls and the penis actually go in those?
Well, I was fencing, so mine went in an athletic cup.
Which isn’t a penis issue but a dysphoria issue.
Well that’s a fake semantic distinction.
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Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I’d say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my “easier to maintain” point is about.
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
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Camel toe doesn’t show when wearing baggy pants. My dick does tho.
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The problem is most men wear non tight pants but most women cannot even find non-tight pants for sale coz fashion standards are not equivalent.
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Ratio is not equivalent
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This
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it’s fantastic
I don’t think you’ve ever been in mens restroom, piss everywhere
That’s because of the handler, not the hardware
As someone who’s used both, I think men’s and women’s restrooms are equally gross overall. Humans is humans, bodies is bodies, grossness doesn’t discriminate, etc.
As someone that has to clean them during my job. Guys bathrooms are generally dirtier. Guys just don’t know how to aim and for some reason the majority of them refuse to sit down.
I frequently use them because im indistinguishable from males sometimes. Although I only use the hand washing feature.
Understandable, we have some nice options to choose from. No idea why they’re not in all bathrooms, to be honest.
From accounts I’ve heard from janitors, women’s bathrooms are typically worse. Sure, men’s bathrooms can have urine on the floor, but that’s easy enough to clean up since you’re mopping anyways. Some women tend to hover over public toilets, so they end up getting urine, poop, and period discharge all over the toilet and adjacent area. And of course, you’re going to have disgusting people in both bathrooms that do things just to make someone else’s life harder.
I used to bartend and had to clean bathrooms after close. Can confirm, the women’s bathroom took longer to clean.
Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat
Not true, sometimes it’s on the walls and ceilings too
This is what I don’t get as a janitor myself. I have never had to clean piss or shit off anything but the floor and toilets in the men’s room. In the women’s room, it’s all over the walls and sometimes the ceiling. How?! It’s gotta be way harder to aim, which makes it feel like it’s being done on purpose.
I’d guess they don’t want to sit on the toilet seat and put their shoesolesnon the ring and crouch. Combine that with being extremely drunk… Easy to lose your balance.
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
There’s someone for you out there, keep looking
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
More compact I guess
You really can’t take just the end of the plumbing like that. penis means balls and producing semen. vagina means womb and producing eggs. Females gestate and bear offspring. That is essentially a superpower. With our current technology we could easily fertilize and egg with another womens egg. Kinda surprised that has not happened yet honestly. Cloning is essentially taking a fertilized egg and swapping the dna for another cell. The clone is not exactly the same though because to do that we would have to swap out the mitochondria. Every person is more thier mothers offspring than their fathers because they have an exact copy of the mothers mitochondria which is a cell within a cell for all your cells. It has way less dna but that when it comes to cellular dna the y chromosome is like a stunted X chromosome. So that is that much more dna you get from your mother unless your a girl. Being a male in a way is like being a stunted female. Also I mean you see the orgasms women have. We get like the one. Its intense and boy does it drives us to get to it but the whole time they are getting wave after wave of orgasm that still has super big climax. It wipes us out and it energizes the fuck out of them. Lets not forget they get boobs with it all and while I don’t want them they are pretty awesome. I mean women are objects of lust and so are men but like its way more consitantly a thing for women. This could be a good or bad thing but I also find women like that a bit more than men. But yeah if you remove the whole sexual reproduction thing and just bring it down to pee hole the penis is better. Till you get hit in the balls.
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
I cannot stress enough that you need to wait for them to cool first
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
What about twizzlers?
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
Now I know where those were coming from
Aside from everything already stated … pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity
A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement
Hyenas know what you are talking about.
Yeah see possibility of human child is another bad attribute of something to have. Women have to live their entire life in fear if unwanted human DNA tumors which will hurt and be disgusting
Well now we’re talking about the uterus, which has all sorts of other unfun side effects, including (at minumum) monthly nonstop days-long gut punches
Can’t get kicked in the dick
Self-cleaning and lubricating.
