It’s come up a few times in comments recently and I finally got time to mock one up, but I don’t have enough content to fill the boxes.
What are some staple lemmy experiences that could go on a bingo card?
Note: this is for fun. Let’s have some positive vibes to go with the negative ones since Lemmy itself is a mixed bag.
Double edit: Apologizes was not spelled like that. This is it but I’m still open to suggestions and edits!
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Beans reddit repost left wing purity test tankies.ml Star Trek meme arch btw now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein files [image load failed] Microsoft hate train corn Self hosted toaster [dead link] free space AI bad Trump antics Senseless petition bickering about comic artist Sony hate train knife related shitpost shockingly good art post with one upvote Anime titties Palestine 30 year old comic strip “bOtH sIdeS!!!” owl photo Nothing against corn and superbOwls trueky magnificent creatures
Those are some amazing suggestions, thank you.
Nearly perfect, but missed “the world would be a utopia witout cars” & “suprise monster dongs”
Excellent. Can “brings up love of trains in an unrelated conversation” have a separate space from “the world would be a utopia without cars”?
It’s basically the same, but I really like trains and wanted an excuse to mention them.
Good call. I used the former to fix the dead link. As for the monster dongs, well. Possibly where they are in the table might be the surprise.
Just saw you captured the cars one. So, no notes this is perfect.
Yes, I await my imminent downvote brigading from the /fuckcars people eagerly, and with interest.
You’ve got to be able to laugh at yourself every now and then
I laughed when I saw fuckcars next to free parking
Edit: I read it wrong, it says free space, apparently monopoly lives rent free in my head
suprise monster dongs
Ah you’re browsing Scaled on All feed? lol.
I think it just kinda seers into the brain vs the frequency of them. You get a few porn posts back to back and are thinking, she’s kinda hot. Then boom, suprise monster dong snap tossed in the mix to throw you off.
🤣 I had a similar experience on Bluesky when I briefly tried it out with gay bears spread eagle showing up about half way down the Catch Up* feed if you ever had NSFW enabled.
I got 4 bingos here 😎
“Kirk leaned left at the end.”
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Sketchy guy tells a one-sided story about how he got banned multiple times on Reddit.
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Everyone in the comments showering him with love, trashing Reddit, and completely ignoring the huge red flag that there must be some fucking reason why that guy got banned multiple times.
Welcome to !reddit@lemmy.world.
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Someone’s vibe-coded shovelware with an emoji-riddled README.
“shovelware” 👍
🚀🌝
Furries.
- Accusations of being a tankie
- Being a tankie
- Accusations of being Zionist
Sounds like something a zionist would say.
Same with “genocider” (I don’t know what cider has to do with it, I no longer drink alcohol)
- being a Zionist
This is really going to make it tough to win/lose bingo if all the boxes are opposites. Although I can see people being called both a tankie, not a tankie, a Zionist and not a Zionist all off two comments here, so I guess if it is “what they were called” vs what they are it could work.
I’ve been called a tankie, a lib and a zionist so they’re certainly not mutually exclusive.
Exactly what a tankie and a zionist would say…
But not a lib, thank god.
Worse than the literal nazis those liberal scum!
I get called a western fascist for saying Ukraine is right to resist invasion, and I get called a Russian bot for calling out genuinely russophobic slurs.
It’s the internet. There’s only ever two sides.
Something along the lines of “just came here from Reddit and this place sucks”
Blaming something on capitalism.
Pretending hamas is a noble resistance movement and not a disgusting band of bloodthirsty terrorists
That’s gonna be hard to fit in a bingo square.
Drinking Game version, 5x5:
For a Homepage Feed of 25 take a shot if it has a post that is or with a comment that is:
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Celebrates Major Disaster
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Defends Attrocity (For Israel)
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Defends Attrocity (For Tankies)
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Uses Arch, btw
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Cartoon Porn
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Reddit Refugee
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Obvious Votebotting
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Porn old enough to be your Grandmother
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Porn that looks young enough to be your granddaughter
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Has a Hammer and Sickle community banner
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Cantonese Username
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Triggers a prompt offering to translate page from Deutch
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FREE IF COMPLETES BINGO
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French Prime Minister does thing everyone likes [for entirely wrong reasons]
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Refinery/Warehouse explosion in Russia
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Feed does NOT mention Maduro
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“Why is USA Starving Cuba?!”
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Kanji Username
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Cuban “President” and his boss Castro host rally cheering for war with USA
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Makes Trump look really good
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Makes the DNC look really bad
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The only dude here who doesn’t hate musk
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Out of season SPOOKY MEME
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Appartment on a Pacific Coastline for less than the price of a reservation lobster dinner
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Tech Article “What I learned after I used AI to [thing you shouldn’t use AI for]”
Possible swap-outs:
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Aljazeera Article
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The Nazis are Back (again)
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Makes China look really good
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Reminds us how bad China is
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New Movie Poster
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B Movie Poster
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Picard / Data / Geordi
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Charlie Kirk X days without saying something racist
Out of season SPOOKY MEME
obligatory Every Day is Halloween.
gets scarier every day too
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Sub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.
I recommend Obsidian for keeping track of events like this 👍
Beans, deans, and corn things
- I use Arch btw
- Þ
- Cats
@Sxan@piefed.zip is single-handedly carrying the thorn’s usage on lemmy o7
It’s hilarious how much hate the one person gets from doing something so trivial.
The words “Slop” and “Fascist”. At least for the 2024+ edition.
Getting called a fascist will be the free space. Slop is one I didn’t have, though, that’s a good one.
