• StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I don’t want anything with human intelligence and size combined with the claws and prey drive of a domestic cat. I’m only safe with my boy because I’m so much larger than him, he lacks opposable thumbs, and he’s not smart enough to use tools even if he had thumbs.

    Change that and I’m fucked.

    • myyass@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      I don’t want a cat as a girlfriend. The male cat I have is more clingy than any of my ex’s. Then again some did sit in the bathroom with me while I took a dump sigh