Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.
“Feed me, daddy.”
Whatca shitty future.
I’m certain that already exists
Yah, I know there are super fancy toilets with app controllers. I’ve no doubt flushing is one of them.
I don’t see an artist signature
You’ll have to download the autograph app.
It’s a good app
They did a lot of work to remove the watermarks.
What kind of dickless bitch removes the fucking artist tags?!
Apologies to the good bitches
The kind that likes watching the world burn
Don’t laugh guys, this WILL happen in the near future
Fortunately, like brewing your own beer during the volstead act, a flush is basic enough to be able to do it yourself with a bit of string inside the cistern.
Also similar to the BMW heated seats nonsense.
Or a pot of water to the bowl
“… for your convenience.”
And the app is only available on the Play store. Think about us deGoogled users!
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
Why a pipe and slice of cake?
Hijinks ensue when they put their phone in their pocket unlocked while their spouse or child is using the toilet.
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
You can probably build something with a smart valve. The mechanism for flushers is really simple.
You’re forgetting the cardinal rule of home automation. Everything must also work “normally” if HA were to go down.
Eh, that’s overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.
I’m more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.
I mean, sure, that’s neat and all but my toilet still needs an analog flusher.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only.
Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.
Do you sometimes forget to flush?
It’s not forgetting, it’s the extra few seconds adding up. I’ve got important places to be!
Doing imortant business.
How does the system handle skid marks?
That’s in the works but requires a camera and object/color recognition xP
What about mercy flushes? Air freshener can be as bad or worst then the odor you are trying to coverup.
Also add a camera directed at the butthole to save water if it was poop or no. Also to show a progressbar of how things r going. Just make sure to stream the video unencrypted to the cloud.
Write this down, write this down! YouPoop.net here we go baby
Also don’t forget the monthly fee
My friend has a toilet that has its own remote control. There’s no flush handle. It’s the dumbest thing on earth.
What’s with the pie
Long running Bizarro gag.
