The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agosplatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagesplatlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoI know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.
minus-squareflandish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoi think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close. ^you got a small dick.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
minus-squareandyc@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·23 days agoIt might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoOne for casual, one for formal.
I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.
i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.
^you got a small dick.
True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
I only touch the plastic wrap.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
always good to have spares
One for casual, one for formal.
My other cock is ranked.