The guy is walking beside the bicycle with the ?metal thing? supported by the handlebars
That ain’t no telephone pole, bruv
Scrap metal sale?
Looks like a tweeker found his pot of scrap aluminum at the end other the “Meth Rainbow”.
what’s he doing that for? doesn’t even have a flared base…
Tell me you’ve never struggled before without telling me that you’ve never struggled before.
Like the other person said, they’re likely taking it to a metal scrapyard for easy cash. You get 10¢/lb for steel, $1.50/lb for aluminum, and $5/lb for copper. If you own a pickup truck, you can make a decent chunk of change in a day of simply driving through alleyways and backroads and picking up whatever bits of metal you find along the way.
whilst i appreciate your response and the time you’ve put into it, i assure you that this was purely a buttplug joke and not a real question.
What about that pavement crack? What’s the story with that crack? Looks like an important crack there.
Fault line
Dude, are you jealous? I pick up sticks too but I’ve never found a free telephone pole! Finding a telephone pole just there on the street next to big piles of gravel and bags of concrete and the heavy machinery… Obviously someone just discarded it. You can get it recycled for a good $50 bucks!
Looks like a light standard.
Probably got knocked over and he stole it to sell.
So, literally not a telephone pole.
founder keeper no?
The government really doesn’t like that rule with their property.
Our property!
On their way to kill a dragon…
Don Quixote is having a hard time finding a workhorse these days. At least he won’t have to go far find a dragon and its hoard.
Didn’t All city make a bike called Workhorse?
He thought it was a flock camera and is trying to do his part.
Stolen to sell to the recycler no doubt.
Surely the recycler is going to have questions yeah?
What kinda crackhead fuckery is this?

Scrapyards pay $1.50/lb for aluminum
How else will you take a telephone pole home?

Art by Leo Boyd.
Movie: Quick Change (1990)
Found a new mast for his Meshcore Repeater
When I went on twitter and reddit a few years ago, there was the hashtag #carryshitolympics and a subreddit with the same name.
This belongs in that category.
That hashtag is still active on Mastodon, featuring mostly cargo bikes carrying lots of shit.








