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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • Actually, no, it looks stupid and is stupid. Hands carry all sorts of dirty bacteria. Those watches won’t last. Maybe that’s what they want though.

    When was the last time you wanted to have a little pebble under your watch strap? Let’s wash dishes! Na!, my watch! Digging? Nah! My watch! Sex with a partner? Nah! Watch marks! Sex alone? ER watch strap stuck to penis! No!

    Not for cooking, not for motorbiking or driving unless you like cuts on the little webs between your fingers. This is a dumb idea.




  • The start of a true boatist begins with a balanced number of tattoos. You need at least some chain and one of those big fishing hooks they drop to stop the ship to make fast turns during action events.

    You’ll need one with a heart that’s broken with an arrow thru it.

    Next you need Keratin and testosterone boosters. When you start on those you’ll need to exercise a lot. Do pushups, arm wrestling and sparing. You’ll need a sword or a really long knife.

    Carry a patch to cover one eye. It works better if you don’t have a leg. That way you can get a wood peg leg, which is very important.

    Finally, go to Mexico and learn to roll your ars. This is what makes you a true pirate, which is your goal.





  • Keptember 65 3078.

    Hold on guys! I think I’ve solved the ancient language! The green thing that looks like ordinary cuprous plasma (unlike cupric plasma, which is blue) tells us the direction change and proportionality constant of the universe in that decade.

    Back then body parts were still being figured out in relation to writing pads like the ones babies use today to communicate simple warp drive commands like galaxy avoidance as depicted in that poorly constructed device.

    Now, if we extract the vroskian vectors and the devide out the signal with the transitory percol…