Yeah, that’s how time and math works
Marty would say “no cap” often causing Doc to ask what the future had to do with headwear.
“Does everyone wear hats in the future? Did the ozone hole get bigger?”
And Closing Time. If you hosted any kind of dance and you didn’t end it with Closing Time, you were not clever.
That song didn’t come out until '98. I guess Marty could play it, and they could change the name of the band leader to Marvin Semisonic.
The Leonard Cohen song of the same name came out in 1992.
And Tom Waits had the same name on a song twenty years before that. I don’t think I’m off base assuming OP meant the Semisonic one and not all the other songs with the same name that weren’t '90s Billboard top 10s.
The song 1985 was released in 2004 which is 19 years after 1985 and 22 years before now.
Marty, please take me with you.
on the shitpost meter, you score 55%
Aaaaaaand blocked.
95 certainly feels like distant past now. like completely different world
Marshall? It’s your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Mathers.
You know that sound about Aunt Debbie’s spaghetti you’ve been looking for? Well, listen to this!
Please for the love of all the gods do not give studio execs this idea or they’ll be scrabbling for a remake.
Scrambling?
Nope, scrabbling. The film will be written using whatever words the writers use in their scrabble game
They will be scrambling to scrabble a script…I see.
I hope they cobble somethong together that is somewhat comprehensible.
Scrabbling a script isn’t something you can to while scrambling. You end up dropping way too many letters and your dialog ends up consisting of mostly two and three letter words.
Part II would be basically be Terminator and they’d still promise flying cars and hover boards.
Here’s a few events from 1885:
Mark Twain publishes “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”
Washington Monument dedicated
Convicted murderer gets spared from death when gallows malfunction
Apache leader Geronimo flees Arizona reservation, setting off panic
Statue of Liberty arrives in New York Harbor
Chinese miners are massacred in Wyoming Territory
No, not 1885. 1926. It would be Gatsby era.
Doc would be stockpiling gold for the Depression and driving an early electric Model T.
OH! Right! It would be 100 years earlier. I am not a smart man.
Oh well.
The original director and screenwriter aren’t allowing anyone to do a remake, so I guess we are safe as long as they are alive.
https://consequence.net/2025/07/back-to-the-future-why-no-remake-sequels/
Heroes
Robin Williams did Aladdin on the proviso nobody would do a remake.
Do The Return of Jafar and Aladdin and the King of Thieves not count?
Did that include a Live Action remake?
Marty: “This is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and try to keep up, OK?”
Process to play Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas.
I guess you guys aren’t ready for that . . . but to your kids, it’s gonna be a hot one
“Hey Carlos! Carlos, it’s your cousin! It’s your cousin - Enrique Santana. Hey, you know that new comeback sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!”
Holds cordless landline phone at the band
This is a remake I’d watch.
Doc: Who’s president in 2025?
Marty: Donald Trump.
Doc: Donald Trump?! The dumbfuck?
Flipping on the TV
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous is on
Donald Trump is talking about how he hopes his daughter is as fuckable as his second wife
“Mr. President!”
He finally won the Dem nom?
Though that was more on the second half of the 90s that it became popular.
fuck
My guess is that the time machine would be a Pontiac Grand Am.
How about a Pontiac Aztek?
“I had to modify it so that it would be able to reach 88 miles per hour. The tires are the only factory original parts left.”
“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”
Yeah no wouldn’t work with an Aztek
It’s ironic, which was invented in 2006
Doc breathes you made a TIME machine catches breath out of a CyberTruck?
Einstein explodes
Who would the terrorists be?
Make it be Jan6ers
beat me to it
And instead of promising a functional dirty bomb and it’s irrefutable evidence of 2020 election tampering 😂🤣😂
“I promised them I’d get them the true Q story, but I just took a bunch of Alex Jones rants and existing conspiracy theories and mixed them up”
