Closet homosexual says what?
He was reading his Grindr profile
Authoritarianism is an admission of abject weakness.
White supremacists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.
What is a beardo? A man with a beard? I thought they wanted the tough manly guys? Hä?
People who make having a beard their entire personality. Which, to be fair, is annoying.
I’m all but certain this isn’t what he was talking about.
there is for example irrating razor bumps (pseudo folliculitis barbae) which comes with shaving your beard, and it predominantly affects people with curly hair, so black people. this might be the true reason. alternatively I’ve heard pete hegseth has some kind of close personal issues with beards, but i can’t find the source for that anymore. wouldn’t surprise me if he has a beard trauma.
is it the reason. the folliculitis is pretty nasty to deal with, even ifts not bacterial. it takes longer to heal and refills with pus, and prone to bleeding and worst it can scar if it gets bad enough.
A big bearded man probably broke his heart. 😢💔
I wouldn’t be surprised if the clean shaven soldier is some kind of marketing conspiracy.
People have shaved for all of history, but the idea that the default is a clear chin is something that only started during WW2 and with the following GI Joe comics. Beards go in and out of style, but to consider the clean face an ideal probably comes from the American religiously puritanical way of thinking.
The image is part of the cultural spread of the American Dream and sold alongside Gillette, Frosties and Coca Cola through the American “liberators” of Europe.
but the idea that the default is a clear chin is something that only started during WW2 and with the following GI Joe comics.
I thought the idea of keeping your beard short can’t from older warfare where you’d get your beard grabbed for an easier stabbing if it was too long? Don’t even know where I heard that though… Just remember getting it from decades ago
Lots of good reasons to shave. Gas masks were also a reason.
A soldier can shave real quickly before serving, so I just don’t get the ideal of keeping it like that.As far as I’m concerned it’s all cultural propaganda in the same way as the nuclear family with cut lawns and car dependency. At least it seems to be the same people preaching all of it.
Most militaries started requiring their soldiers to shave during WWI, because facial hair will break the seal on a gas mask (see also: why I started shaving during covid).
It began with WWI, beards hindered gas mask sealing. That led to the rise in clean shaven being seen as professional as well as the origin of the postage stamp mustache (as made memorable by a certain Austrian and an actor who hated him)
America loved beards in the 19th century and mustaches were in in the early 20th. Facial hair trends come and go, we were into clean shaven looks in the 18th century, and even wore the stupid wigs the brits liked then.
Man is showing his kinks
testorone filled warriors, includes “inspections”
How long til he includes no black or gay folks, no women, no libs, and no one with a college degree?
Wonder when jackboots are being added to the uniform.
Wonder when jackboots are being added to the uniform.
I seem to recall that the new “space force” uniform has them, so I suspect the answer is “whenever they next redesign the uniform to look even more cartoonishly ridiculous”.
his next move is to get rid of the GI bill or make only white people are eligible, which produces “woke” people.
no one with a college degree
Welp there goes almost the entire officer corps lol
First he’ll want to bring back the all-black battalions to send on more dangerous missions.
Project human shield
And the ever important operation get behind the darkies.
You ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?!
I don’t listen to hip-hop!
They’re already included in that statement, it’s only barely a dogwhistle, almost a regular one.
What a great idea Pete. It’s a good job that no future war will ever involve computers, electronics or creative problem solving.
/s
Indeed. Unfortunately, the best system programmers I know are all trans.
They are on top form.
I’m sure there is a transformer joke here somewhere.
ROLL OUT
Bro got his entire education of Vietnam from 80’s B movies and didn’t even watch First Blood
He probably jerks off to Casualties of War and considers MJF the bad guy
21st century fascism is so cringe.
Is the fake news in the room with us now?
I’m something of a beardo weirdo myself
Went from “beardo weirdo” to “tranny radical weirdo” myself
Warriors like Hegseth?
Guess alcoholics are a-okay
Rapists, paedophiles and zoophiles are allowed though, both in the millitary, in the FBI, and of course in the white house
Video here: https://youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33
I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression
Why does he… walk? move? like his suit is too tight for him in like… all the places?
For fucks sakes
Wow he delivered the first part like shit. His Trump was half decent as promised though.
okay. he is a weirdo and a radical, so he is leaving? doubt it, but that would be the logical next step.
Missed ‘no simps’ but I guess that was on purpose.











