I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting if you catch my drift.
Makes sense, judging by your username you’ve experienced worse.
Got any of that… soap?
I remember seeing a poster of this when I was 11 in the video store and being transfixed. My dad playfully nudged me, saying “snap out out of it, son”.
Whatever you do, please do not post more pics of boobs in this thread.
She went to my high school in Colorado Springs. Sounds weird to even say it
Man not only is she awesome, she also has a kick-ass pinball game.
She’s had three pinball games, but i have to agree with you, Scared Stiff was pretty kick-ass, Party Monsters was good, and House of Horrors was okay, but Scared Stiff had some great shots, fun challenges, and while Party Monsters played it pretty safe, Scared Stiff really leaned into what Elvira does best…innuendo. It’s still a fucking awesome game, and if anyone wants to check it out, it’s available in Pinball FX on Steam.
I loved Elvira and the Party Monsters. I didn’t even know about the others thanks for sending down a rabbit hole.
You’re welcome.

100% of my awareness of her is from the simpsons.

Look up Cassandra Peterson, the actress that plays Elvira. So beautiful
She’s also a leftie like most of us here. I remember her making headlines a little while back because she got rid of her Tesla when Muskrat did something stupid or other.
did something stupid or other.
Yeah like the Nazi salutes. Run of the mill stupid stuff /s
She shaped my taste in women as a young boy.
she shaped my taste in women as a young girl!
I think you would’ve had a better shot (age aside) because she’s a lesbian.
She’s in a long term relationship with a woman, but she’s fluid. Everyone is in with a chance
She shaped my taste in women as a young cannibal.
She drives me crazy
Sounds like a good thing
This is fine
Oh Oh?
Like no one else?
She drives me crazy?
You just couldn’t help yourself, could you…
Cracy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Elvira. And Elvira makes me crazy.
If youre so inclined check out Elvira’s Cookbook From Hell. Its super campy, legitimately hilarious, and the recipes are much better than you’d think! Nothing mind bending, but super charming and well worth the read/cook.

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My brother and I went looking for walruses in Oregon one time and we ended up at the rogue brewery restaurant in Newport. As we walked in, the only black dude in the place was loudly singing karaoke of the Elvira country song. He was making everyone laugh by inserting rude comments between the lyrics or instead of. It was memorable. So now, whenever I see a picture of Elvira I think of that guy thundering “ELVIRA you fat tiddied bitch”
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TIL, I just posted it for the boobs.
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