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Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
You can
milkslide down anything with nipples.Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was
beautycomplications from tiddy slide surgery killed the beast.Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)
I wish I had boba straw nipples.
Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. You’ll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese
Titty Kong
That’s how my brain chose to read this
It could have been the arms. That would have worked.
Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?
At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn’t need fixing. He’s perfect the way he is.
Activititties
It could be 1 tube and worse positioning slide. So… all is fine.
worse positioning
Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun
Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.
You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.
I like the way you think doug
