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Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.
It could have been the arms. That would have worked.
Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?
At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn’t need fixing. He’s perfect the way he is.
Activititties
I wish I had boba straw nipples.
Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. You’ll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese
Titty Kong
That’s how my brain chose to read this
You can
milkslide down anything with nipples.Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)
It could be 1 tube and worse positioning slide. So… all is fine.
Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.
You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.
I like the way you think doug
worse positioning
Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun
Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was
beautycomplications from tiddy slide surgery killed the beast.Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
