Phew, I thought I needed to go to the doctor!
Smh Anything to avoid releasing sex 2
I want you to know I showed my roommate these memes and he could not stop laughing at them.
Who’s the guy and what’s the joke? Out of the loop
Going entirely on vibes here. Don’t think he’s a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he’s unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.
OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it’s a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn’t ruin it, somebody please correct me if I’m wrong and he’s actually a real guy. I for one am looking forward to when Sex has multiplayer
Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker’s best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.
my condolences for him looking so affluent and unfuckable 😔
The role of the CEO of Sex demands a lot.
Wrong, it’s Jacob Batalon
I see. thank you
I’m super over this meme - to this day I don’t get it and it’s just not very funny.
Need more details.
Does my rod turn golden?
Do I get a golden rod?
Do I get a golden rod?
You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207
Richtofen will be pleased.
Okay so? I love the memes even without context but is there any? This lad has been promoted to CEO of sex and besides his raw animalistic appeal I don’t understand why. Is there a deeper joke here?
There is, its ballsdeep though.
In retrospect this answer should have been apparent before I asked.
how to prestige
go for a walk
eventually find goldenrod (it’s a flower)
I think they mean masterbate
And by ‘golden rod’ probably ‘sore genitals’
