There are videos of people stealing bottles of champagne and wine while this was happening too. Grifters gotta grift.

Well technically…a ballroom was probably made on an island in the Caribbean…by a guy named Jeff, he might have known Donny but what do I know…

Didn’t even see this coming absolutely shocked!

Blackjack dealer: “sir you have 21.”

Trump: “hit me!”🫲🍊🫱

I’ve got the solution! Smaller chips, more air in the bag.

Are you tired yet from this winning global markets? 🫲🍊🫱

The used car market looks mighty good right about now.

Get to steppin!

Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.

On brand for a president who gets participation trophies to give a team that didn’t qualify for the World Cup a participation trip to the World Cup.

I’m gonna get so much delectables squeeze up when I sell this catalytic converter.

Yep definitely. Just look at Evander Holyfield’s ear that was bitten off by Mike Tyson back in 1997. Still missing to this day…

DayZ loadout…

During WW2 in the pacific theater the navy had a ship that was used to make ice cream.

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

I also miss the less toxic fans.

Trump has never pumped his own gas, he has never bought groceries, or had to make a doctors appointment for his sick child, he’s never had to make a budget, or get a 2nd job, he’s does not give a fuck if everyday items cost 10x more than they did before.

Star Wars: they never went to war with the stars.