• stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.

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      2 months ago

      Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I’d want to go that hard again