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Careful! He might put food on your family. (Vegetarian food, of course.)
Don’t forget to cover your Bush if you get a late season frost warning.

Very well…you can call me the Jolly Green Giant.
(Lawyer clears his throat)Helmut Kohl!
Nimm mein Hochwähli!
Al Green
Tom Green.
Red Green
“The era of fossil fuels must come to an end. We should embrace solar, wind, and nukular energ- why is everyone laughing?”
Not with 8 billion people you aren’t
Mission Accomplished
That wasn’t prudent at that juncture.
Maybe they’re okay with being called Forrest Gump
“Okay, I get it, that doesn’t work. How about Nathan Bedford Forrest?”
Hoooooom
Haha perfect expressions








