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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

But he can see Jesus?

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But he can see Jesus?

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social
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    11 days ago

    Ewwww

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    11 days ago

    Soooo much hpv

  • Stefen Auris@pawb.social
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    10 days ago

    Another round of is this the onion or is this true? Both are an equal possibility and I hate it

  • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Can’t see any sanity in him

  • BandanaBug@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    But he can see Jesus?

    Well he will if he keeps this up

    • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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      Pfft you think if heaven existed Hegseth would get in?

  • Art3mis@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I read Germans and was like, “tru”

  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    How does he handle oxygen?

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    10 days ago

    why do these people want tgepopulace tp get sick?

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Give that man a demon core. It can’t hurt him.

  • Hackbraten@lemmy.zip
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    11 days ago

    I can’t See him in RL so he is not real.

  • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Wait, I remember this headline, but is this from the same clown or is this just funny?

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      I wondered too. Holy sweet illiterate baby Jesus… it’s real

      Fox News host Pete Hegseth has said on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because “germs are not a real thing”.

      Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.

      “I inoculate myself,” added the Harvard and Princeton graduate.

      His remarks came after co-hosts Ed Henry and Jedediah Bila made fun of him for eating left-over pizza.

      “My 2019 resolution is to say things on air that I say off air,” Hegseth added.

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        Jfc.

        Fuck that guy. Seriously.

        But we should read the fucking article if we’re going to quote it.

        Next sent sentence:

        Mr Hegseth later told USA Today that his remarks were intended to be a joke.

        Maybe he was covering his ass, maybe it was a joke. But this is like the last thing on an incredibly long list of things to try and go after for.

        • Mountainaire@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure it’s the former…

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    Is this the Onion?

    I mean, I wouldn’t doubt it’s real, but it surely sounds like a joke.

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, but it’s just news-cycle stirrup by the trump administration (IMO).

      What about talking about what they are doing not what they are saying (that they ate doing)?

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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      https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html

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        Cheers.

        The context of Hegseth’s remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.

        Important context in there.

        • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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          Thank you.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        Lol! The US government is a bad joke…

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          The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing

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            If you made a movie with this exact plot 20 years ago it would get slaughtered for being unbelievable

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              Starring

              “Danny DeVito as Rudy Giuliani”

              “Charlie Day as JD Vance”

              "Rob Mac as Pete Hegseth

              “Kunal Nayyar as Kash Patel”

              “Kaitlin Olson as Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi”

              “Seth Green as Stephen Miller”

              “Mike Myers as Vladamir Putin”

              “Christopher Walken as Benjamin Netanyahu”

              “Glenn Howerton as Jeffrey Epstein”

              and

              “Ken Jenkins as Donald Trump”

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          Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Lol! The US government is a bad joke…

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    Read this in a tired state of mind and wondered why Hegseth would deny the existence of germans. But I guess there are less germans than germs, so it would be more plausible to do this, than to deny germs.

    I should go back to bed.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

      • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Can’t, am not even in bed now :(

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Drink up, Pete! You can’t see cirrhosis either!

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    Keep feeling Pete, I’m sure the bullet is on the right hand side…

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