The fascist terrorists are classifying everyone else as terrorists like the little pissbaby fuckfaces they are.
Where are these Antifa meetings and organizing events happening?
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Girrrrrl, you shit with that ass? For 4.95 a day, you could shit with two asses.
Be glad you didn’t buy an AntiFarts device and risk it going off in your car.
Those are the real terrorism devices
In the fever dreams of the sheep and dupes and criminally insane oligarchs of the United States.
That’s the neat part: Anywhere that the fascists find it useful to claim that they are.
“Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.”
-misattributed to Mao, but it makes the point
For the sake of history, its worth noting that it wasn’t the left taking the non-violent options off the table. Just saying. When you see this happen, consider it in the context of something like the war in Iran. When the administration does things like this, they do so without a plan and without consideration for the consequences.
Honestly, that is one of the few saving graces of the entire situation. It will make it much easier for genuine resistance to succeed, if only because these evil bastards are innately clumsy.
Wait until things finally swing back the other way, fuckface
Democrats: “We don’t do that here.”
Don’t worry, the Democrats will make sure to lose so they never have the opportunity.
Didn’t he already do this? Or has he just been saying it for since forever?
They were a terrorist organization, now they’re a ‘major’ terrorist organization.
C’mon pay attention now, it’s not like he changes his mind 17 times a day or something… (/s)
I don’t think they know what a terror group is.
On the contrary; they just approve of Patriot Front and the Proud Boys.
And those are actual terror groups.
They do, it’s someone they can brutalize “legitimately” now.
And the leader of Antifa, this upsets me.
This is the leader of Antifa?
Well, not always. You see, we take it in turns every week to be the leader, because we’re sort of an anarcho-syndicalist commune…
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting–
Oh yes, of course, a biweekly meeting of all antifa members, which - Ooo, look at all this nice mud over here!
Haven’t done this is a while… just a moment… okay, here we go:
Dawg, you be trippin fr fr
(the glorious dead; no leaders, no followers)
I’m imagining that the amount of fascist activity across the U.S. this year will be unmatched. Considering the American techno fascist companies have wormed their way into majority of the world’s population’s pockets, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see this shit globally too. The world is sick and it’s really bumming me out.
Don’t be too bummed. All this crazy shit needs complex supply chains to even exist, which the regime seems intent on destroying. Soon, the data centers won’t run and we can fight over the sheet metal to build huts within the ruins.
What do you think happens to the security services when government fails, when the checks bounce or are not written?
They extort, they steal, they run rackets. They have the heavy weaponry.
Then they’d become the de facto government amongst the ruins. Under the sheet metal huts.
The military will of course be king, Security Service is like Lords and Regional players, yay Neo feudalism with dystopian technology that previous tyrants could not dream of. We are so fucked unless we organize, yet we still fight under the Democrats which is just doomed to fail so fucking obviously at this point.
This kind of feels like you waxing poetic about your apocalyptic fantasy, not really an insightful reply to my comment. I know of no less than FOUR people with 50 cal sniper rifles at my work place alone. None of them are “security” or military. Its not so cut and dry, and believe it or not, people actually like civilization. Things would be very different actually standing in the ruins of your town or city and having to rebuild. There’d be a lot less snooty mcshoot face and a lot more mutual aid. Thats just what people tend to do when faced with extreme hardship. Thats why society is an emergent property of the human condition, because we don’t favor tearing each other to shreds, we actually favor helping each other.
Wow, you really don’t understand the way things are. Which is odd because it is quite in your face, do you even read the fucking news? Haha hahahaha. It’s not funny though. We are on the path to ruin, and you are sleepwalking into it believing people that tell you things are okay which by the way they fucking are not! Jesus fucking Christ.
The US military is currently stomping its own dick as well as the rest of the government. I think you could really use this instead of doomscrolling some more.
Nice I get to break out the classics
Dude. I told you it’s in the mail.
Yeah, thats what you said about my cocaine shipment too asshole.
Hey, that was NOT my fault. I thought you said we were cool on that!
As the national founder of antichomo I figure my days are numbered but glad to see I’m only on the list for most of my beliefs and activities.
Aww man, I was about to take reliable mass transit to my local Antifa training camp where we learn about vaccines and renewable energy. I hope they don’t send a variable wing geometry, supersonic, all-weather, stealth bomber equipped with a precision guided munitions platform to bomb the school it’s in!
Declare martial law! Mobile ICE and the National Guard into San Francisco to utilize that 100 billion fucking dollars we gave the DHS to disappear protesters and community activists and destitute immigrants to concentration camps. Burn the socialist community gardens! Shut down the federally funded research labs at those liberal woke mind-virus infested communist Muslim-loving terrorist colleges that are so popular for obtaining the jobs that engineer our glorious new AI cyber-Christ!
Demolish the aborted fetus factories masquerading as “healthcare” for baby-killing godless mothers wildly daring to control their own physical destiny, and the filthy porn spewing whores scrabbling to make a living selling their bodies in defiance of God’s immutable law as interpreted and funded by his male avatars in the US government! We’ll teach them rape is the only socially acceptable form of pleasure!
Siege gun clubs! Burn the safety pamphlets! Confiscate the weapons we paid so dearly for in the lives of schoolchildren to guarantee our “liberty” from the glorious imperial MAGA Trump-worshipping bloodless political revolution! The leftists are arming their militias with bake sales and barbecues!
Take away their so-called “privacy” they use to abuse children while not rich and on a private island and spread intellectual property destroying malware that obliterates media conglomerate profits by 3% this quarter! Scan every license plate, scour every app, correlate every post, and decrypt the entire Internet! We’ll find those VPN-loving terrorists weaponizing algorithms to hide from identity theft and spread their Jew-run, America-hating, liberal-biased “journalism!” The great eye sees you! The Agency KNOWS!
Roll the tanks! Send in the troops! Lock and load! Stage the coup! Raise the flag! Notify your next of kin! Say your prayers! Sing the battle-hymn! Spin up the nukes! Fuel the rockets! Launch the drones! Sail the ships! Sortie the bombers! Set DEFCON 2! Oh, and by the way, shred that stupid fucking piece of paper a bunch of old slave-raping queen kissers scribbled up 300 years ago.
The terrorists are here!
Now might be a great time to get a grip on reality
Satire truly is a dead genre these days. Which I’m pretty sure that post above you is…
Thank god you get it! Just in case there is genuine worry:
I certainly meant it as over-the-top satire, and I thought about adding the obligatory /s at the end. But by that point, I figured if it wasn’t known it wouldn’t help anyways lol
I’d also like to point out that the horrible things I satirized are, in a more real way, happening in varying degrees of severity. The President is not well, and his administration has successfully weaponized incompetence to make the concepts being satirized possible. Thankfully, of course, the terrorists are indeed not everywhere, they seem to be highly localized in Washington DC.
Sadly, in comparison to the stuff The President of the United States posts to social media, I think it’s rather sane.
How could I possibly stay sane when we’re constantly being terrorized?? There’s terrorists everywhere! It could be your neighbors! It could be me! The terrorists could even be… YOU!
The terrorists are coming! Ahhhh!!
Wow, I’m a terrorist! Didn’t have that on my life’s bingo card.
I don’t feel like I’ve earned this. Serious imposter syndrome rn.
Not “antifa”, anti-fascists. They’re just admitting it now.
Does anyone know if these left-wing extremists, anarchists, and anti-fascists are accepting applicants? How are the health plans?
Put my name up with the “not a fan of fascists” people
Same with me, and I want to speak up for Grumpa and the men and women of the 435th as he can’t anymore so I’ll just say he killed a lot of fascists.
Whew, good thing I’m just an old fashioned Trotskyite, I wouldn’t want to be in with terrorists.
I am starting to seriously wonder if this instance is safe to use, even though I am very careful to always use Tor.
If it makes you feel any better, AI is great at pattern recognition and will be able to cross-link &/or deanonymize any user that has posted even a relatively small amount of text.
Humans have a very limited and specific vocabulary (stylometry) even without regionalisms. Just don’t believe anything you say online will stay anonymous, because it won’t… Unless you use a local AI to process everything you write with a different persona (e.g. pirate, yarr).
I’d be interested in this, do you have sources (also ideally to test this myself)?
Here’s a general primer https://programminghistorian.org/en/lessons/introduction-to-stylometry-with-python
It’s ultimately just statistics, and AI is far better than humans at finding patterns in massive data sets. They are perfectly suited to stylometry. The more text they have of a given user, the higher the probability of cross-referencing against identified users (Facebook, Twitter, etc).
Even if you never post publicly, the problem is western governments have been engaging in dragnet mass surveillance for decades, which means the US gov — probably many govs, especially your own — almost certainly have every text message, email, etc you’ve ever written; all are transmitted unencrypted. This means the US, and likely your own gov, have the highest probability of deanon-ing you. They also have the highest budgets ace access to perform such a task.
Again, it’s only a matter of time until 99% of “anonymous” accounts, above a certain word count, are cross-referenced; likely only a few thousand words. I suspect they could already do 99% of accounts above 10 or 20k words.
I doubt they would use that to deanonimize random people
It’s not like it requires much effort for the government to do it at scale.
Ignores the one group that literally every reputable study says is the most violent in the US: right-wing extremists…
Woah woah woah, the Subaru Legacy is halal?!
Unfortunately, only the Crosstrek, and then only the AWD version
It’s consecrated for both Islamists and lesbians.
I also like how the Islamic terrorists are “legacy” as if there’s nothing going on right now that could be generating a whole new generation of Anti-American terrorists. It’s only some old guys who still hate us for our 2000’s freedom.
What is this from? This sounds like it is written by AI and not even proofread.
I swear this whole administration is vibe-coded.
“including Anarchists and Anti-Fascists”…so straight up admitting that they are the target of anti-fascist groups. Aaaaaand what does that make them? Could it be…fascist?
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