I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔
A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.
It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.
Speaking as a yeti they just move their way down my legs and bite your ankles
So that’s why they only bite my ankles. Makes total sense.
I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔
They move down your legs and bite my ankles? Well gods, man, do me a favour and address that!
Socks
Those won’t save you unless they’re thick, and thick socks in the spring/summer doesn’t sound appealing.
A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.
It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.
Was the latter portion of your reply directed at me? Why mention socks at all?
Alright Oscar Wilde.
That second paragraph makes you sound like a terminally online douche
Says the guy with an account not even three weeks old
That would suggest I don’t spend much time online, the opposite of the insult I used.
Just wear a wetsuit, everywhere, 24/7 protection for the whole body