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minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoPlus you can start a fire with them when you’re done, try to start a fire with an e-reader you gonna get one hell of a surprise
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd as Conan in the Discworld said so eloquently, if the paper is soft it’s the best toilet paper.
minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoSit down by the fire grandad and have some shoup
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoPretty sure all ereaders work with lithium ion batteries these days. They’re quite flammable. Even better, try making fire with a wet book. My ereadwr catches on fire when it gets wet though! Suck it dead trees
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’m trying to burn so many books but it’s too fucking damp right now!
Plus you can start a fire with them when you’re done, try to start a fire with an e-reader you gonna get one hell of a surprise
And as Conan in the Discworld said so eloquently, if the paper is soft it’s the best toilet paper.
Sit down by the fire grandad and have some shoup
Chank you
Pretty sure all ereaders work with lithium ion batteries these days. They’re quite flammable.
Even better, try making fire with a wet book. My ereadwr catches on fire when it gets wet though! Suck it dead trees
I’m trying to burn so many books but it’s too fucking damp right now!
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