• Nima@leminal.space
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      7 days ago

      omg I had a coworker that would do this. no joke.

      “Do you smell popcorn?” “no?” blarrrp “How about now?” and then he’d grin like a 12 year old.

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        7 days ago

        I was just about to say something similar. Fart silently, then ask if they smell popcorn/gasoline/whatever. They’re not likely to sniff again after they’ve heard you fart. That defeats the purpose!

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          7 days ago

          see thats how I would do it too, but he was a madlad and he made certain it was audible.

          he wanted you to know it was he who doomed you. and he’d immediately start giggling like a kid right after.

          I’m making him out to be a maniac, but he was actually super fun to work with and he was fantastic. it was an honor to stock overnights with him.