“The cactus was juicy, but I had to pull stickers out of my teeth.”
It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.
It also hurts teeth and gum.
Kill it. And not just it, but the women and the children too!
Meanwhile, poor Nuñez:

I’ll always upvote PBF. Best webcomic of all time.
There are worse ways to go. I guess.
Yeah, but there are also better ways too. Death by snu snu is what I want.
Same. Which *Amazons should go first?
*Group of
More
I remember being a kid and the teachers just made it seem like the difference between desert and dessert was just so deeply important.
Same here. My teacher gave us the line “Dessert has two 's’es because it is Sweet and Sugary”.
“Dessert has two S’s because you want to share it with a friend.”
I never got it because I would never share dessert with a friend.
“Dessert has two ‘s’ because you want more of it”
Aaahhhhh… Perfect. My kind of humour. :D





