Edit to add this
There’s a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king’s weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king’s out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
Honestly the W isn’t really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we’re being so for real
It’s good to be open to enjoying all sorts of experiences…but you must spend all day being captivated by staring at asses.
its a tough job but someone’s gotta do it
I’m with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.
I’m so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
Can’t help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
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Quit trying to turn me on
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
Accurate.
It’s so creepy, all men that engage in lust/porn/social media stalking of influencer women end up with ED, lose their partners and can’t even perform with any ass
Lovely answer - but you’re in a shitposting community…
What kind of content did you expect here?
Low quality? Low effort? Offensive?
tick ✅ tick ✅ tick ✅
Thicc Betelgeuse
Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers…
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc BetelgeuseMichael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so…
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I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
The best shitposts speak to our souls
“The real shitpost is always in the comments”
😉😜😘😉
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!
It’s phat.
Dat ass tho
