You know you’re in the bad timeline when you can’t tell if this is real or not
We’ve jumped the shark (again)
At this point, we’ve jumped all the sharks in the ocean. They’re now jumping us.
I feel like someone just threw a shark clean over that mountain.
I couldn’t agree more, especially since, for anyone not from the US, even the most moderate White House posts are so utterly absurd that these days it’s really hard to tell the difference between satire and real-life clown show.
I can assure you that everyone is trying their best to adjust somehow, but it’s really hard given this level of absurdity.
I don’t follow US politics very closely, but the other day I saw the official whitehouse twitter account posted footage of them bombing someone, with wii sports ‘nice shot’ shit over the top.
These cunts have no concept of remorse, they’re having fun and joking around.
Seeing that shit doesn’t make anyone respect them, it makes us wish somebody did the same thing back to them.
but is it?
Alpha male stable genius throws a hissy fit on socials because of the direct result of his own actions, more at 11
I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.
not only is it real (imo) it’s the default reaction from anything insane from this man.
I hope he drops dead on stage with cameras rolling and he’s unable to be resuscitated. That shit will play everywhere.
I hope he shits himself to death on the toilet so all the upper staff have to look at the stupident fucking photos of this idiot on a toilet and we don’t ever have to see it.
Do you think resuscitating him would go well (it mostly doesn’t anyway)? So don’t dismiss that option.
True, but I’d rather it just be definitive.
He would be remembered as a martyr. Someone who gave up his life for all of us.
He’ll be remembered as the giant piece of shit he is.
I’m reminded of an exchange in an old TV show:
Well take this for what little it will profit you. As I look at you ambassador Mollari, I see a great hand reaching out of the stars. The hand is your hand. And I hear sounds. The sounds of billions of people calling your name."
“My followers?”
“Your victims.”
He’ll barely be remembered.
He and his goons are speed running global financial collapse so he’s probably going to be remembered, not how he hopes though …
Lumpty Trumpty has to die the most embarrassing way to avoid being a martyr. Cause you are right, before Lumpty Trumpty’s body has hit the floor; conspiracy theories and martyring will be happening.
Not sure why you got downvotes, that’s exactly what his followers would think.
I saw a video of a young girl in the middle easyt conflict who’s mom had died. Her response when asked if she was sad about her parents being dead, was less emotion about loss and her words were I’m glad she was martyred, I hope someday I get to do the same. That’s what MAGA will be like.
Is he threating nuclear war???
This is the guy who threatened to nuke a hurricane because it wasn’t going the direction he wanted. I think we can safely assume all options, no matter how batshit crazy, are on the table.
So good we got away from twitter so we can see the same content here instead…
Oh no! An aggregator site is aggregating!!! Aahhhhhhhhhh! The horror!!!
What I don’t get if it’s really such a priority from him and he is so mad…doesnt America have enough bombs to just level the region? Can’t he just make a call and say “kill everyone, make it glass” and it would be done?
That would be horrible to do. I’m not condoning it and thousands of lives would be lost. That said in the 80s America could literally destroy the earth… With advancements in technology and the money we spent couldn’t they just say “do it” and make the whole area done for atleast a few generations? How do they lose wars? If they are so dead set on this can’t they just carpet bomb the entire country?
I’m under the impression that no, the US does not have enough conventional weapons to do this. If he were to escalate to non-conventional weapons that would change things but I don’t want to think about how the rest of the world would react to the US carpet bombing an entire country with nukes…
I agree I’m just confused how us seems to spend so much on military yet lose every war. It’s like a jock spending 12 hrs a day in the gym and losing every boxing match against the local chess club.
Not to mention so much news that we “rescued” one airmam from a down helicopter. Great, now compare that to D-day or any battle in the US civil war…no contest. We are using so many resources for “war” rather right or wrong doesn’t matter, we do nothing but lose. I’d fire every officer in the military, you have an effective unlimited budget, you have millions of man hours at your disposal but consistently fail at every “war” since… Desert storm? Even that is questionable. Even before that have Vietnam… Lost… Korea… Didn’t actually lose but still didn’t win… Ww2 ok yeah we won with cooperation from most other countries.
US is a “super power” and spend more than the 9 countries in the top 10 of military spending but we always lose…wtf??
I think the military is pushing back on him, that’s why they fired four generals yesterday. If it were up to him we would have dropped many nukes already.
Seems systemic… Spend trillions every year and never win a war since desert storm or ww2 before that. It’s not budget, it’s not man power either the military are doing something really poorly or there is some type of corruption somewhere taking that money…
I need this to be real
Iranian embassies already joked about it
This does not appear to be real. He did have a similar truth social post:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
The posted image doesnt exist at the date shown in the picture. Its effectively misinformation as its similar to but not actually a thing he posted
Someone posted this archive tool, this link is to the 100 items per page view, you can scroll past the date in the photo and the post doesnt exist: https://www.trumpstruth.org/?per_page=100
The real one was far worse.
That may be fair I don’t fully understand the reap one- is the point that hes gonna bomb their power plants and bridges? The fake one suggests hes going to nuke them…
We really can’t differentiate between satire and misinformation anymore, can we?
Its not really satire I’d its almost exactly what he said but slightly worse, theres not really a joke or commentary and it does succeed at being misleading, I feel like describing it that way is unreasonable. Its just an exaggeration of how bad what he said is.
There are people in this tread litterally claiming its true because there are sources that substantiate him saying something very similar.
there are sources that substantiate him saying something very similar.
As in, you can go read Trump’s actual post yourself.
How would we, we can’t even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently
Real btw (almost)!
As far as I can tell, this is not real
yet
He’ll just repost it.
Let’s hope it stays that way
And yet, we have to seriously look to be able to be sure. What a world.
I literally broke an accidental streak of not logging into x for like a year to make sure the last three ‘screenshots’ of trump weren’t real, including this one. Seriously though, was the ‘praise Allah’ one real or not? I honestly can’t tell for sure if it’s satire or just something one of his handlers deleted.
The “Praise Allah” one was absolutely real and many news orgs have written about it at this point. It’s pretty depressing…
Clearly it fucking wasn’t no idea why all you troll keep saying trump said praise allah and then linkingrandom ass news articles.
We have a billion reasons to fucking hate trump, can we stop lying now?
Thank you. Atleast someone actually sent something relevant, even if it’s crazy that this tweet isn’t being seriously wrote about anywhere else.
I think its truth social not x, at bottom it has ReTruths and Likes listed.
How horrible that people have to support a platform just to cross check on the blathering of a dementia patient.
Not to mock dementia patients at all, it is a horrible thing to have to go through, but literally the same thing one might have to do to keep track of an elderly relative to make sure they aren’t signing over the title to their house or sending their monthly income to Nigeria.
It was not real, his actual truth social post was:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
The posted image doesnt exist at the date shown in the picture. Its effectively misinformation as its similar to but not actually a thing he posted
Someone posted this archive tool, this links to 100 items per page, you can scroll past the date in the photo and the post doesnt exist: https://www.trumpstruth.org/?per_page=100
You’ve gotta understand how for the many people who already saw that post, for you to say that this one “is real”, which could be interpreted as an escalating followup post, is extremely misleading to the point of dishonest. You can’t just be like “yeah bro this post is real” and then point to a literally different post which is substantially less alarming.
Seriously… real or not?
Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this
Not
Did he really do a follow up to his Easter day tweet? This man is losing marbles at an astounding pace.
Only way I knew it was fake is because he didn’t sign his name
The poll is the funniest part to me. I do want to surrender to “Iran/democrats”.
“MAGATONS” had me lol
