I love it when I have a bunch of notifications, dopamine hit!

Chastises you for not remembering some data you handled 5 years ago

believing in amulets

wat

Cream of the crap

I’ve been around a long time, and I have bad news for you….

I hate to say it, but I’m with you :/

He’s made a catastrophic unforced error which is going to cost him everything

God I wish that were true

Euros (like Germans) use a comma as we use a decimal point. It’s why you see prices on ads as “€19,99”

Her(?) loss. You have your priorities straight and know how to please a lover. Their loss

If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will

So many parts in this article reinforced exactly how I feel about the state of things and what I’m doing about it.

No Twitter, no Facebook, never did Instagram or TikTok, no YouTube unless I need to fix something. My one online vice is Lemmy, which is nice because I run out of new content and am forced to do something else like read a book or be productive.

If I’m at dinner with people, phone goes face-down on DND. If I’m in a meeting, close the laptop unless I’m presenting or taking notes. I designate Monday and Friday “concentration says” and keep meetings to an absolute minimum.

It’s done wonders for anxiety and stress. There was a time when the smartphone worked for us, not the other way around. It requires a conscious effort, but it’s totally worth it.

Laughs in pi-hole

(•_•) Looks like…

( •_•)>⌐■-■ this bullet is…

(⌐■_■) the smoking gun.

It’s technically possible, but an absolutely terrible idea. That mindset will keep them poor in the future. See: $100k truck parked next to trailer home, hemi charger on military base, Range Rover in the hood.

Launching on April Fool’s Day, chef’s kiss.

Time to produce a golden statue!

Steamed hams

You seem to expect that those around him understand the situation any better. This term, he purged anybody who knows shit about anything. Hell, he put a fucking Fox News host in charge of the military.

Methinks thou doth project too much. Walmart is a shitty org who treats their employees like shit. I wouldn’t give a shit either if I had to work there.

Anything new in a Walmart is destroyed or disorganized within a day of its installation. It’s already impossible to find anything on the right shelf, and the jaded underpaid employees won’t do shit to fix it. Walmart is basically a junkyard with a roof.