Praise be to …
That dumb fucker really said that shit, on Easter no less huh?
🍊🤡
Real talk; Zootopia 2 is way better then I thought it would be. Like it’s better then the first and that’s something.
Well, now I gotta freaking watch it…
Yes. You do. Or else.
i mean all you had to say was it’s good, i’ll watch just about anything that isn’t criminal. Like when surgery videos came on public access my mother would turn them on because they really are quite interesting and you learn a lot once you get over the “oh yeah i have one of those too” factor.
maybe not great for six year olds to watch, but i mean you only get traumatized like that once. if it was an experiment to see if any of us would end up as MDs, the answer is no. We got a professional patient out of the litter of kids though.
Can this apply to me too so I can be more motivated to go see it?
I will force feed it to you via elon musks neuralink if you don’t watch it.
I think it’s already on DVD. Just get it at your local library.
My best friend recommended it to me and I still havent gone and watched it… Could I also get a bit of a push to watch it
There are two wolves inside of you. Wait no, stop you’re gunna start a how- AWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOWOOO
AWOOOO
Uhhh I haven’t watch any of zootopia are they really good?
“Really good?”
These aren’t Pixar tearjerkers.
Are they fun and entertaining? Sure. I enjoyed the jokes and humor.
Yeah, I would say they’re one of the better films made this decade. They definitely stand out among all the others.
The thing about zootopia is that nobody is fucking outside their species. So perhaps the happy ending for Officer Hopps and Mr Foxxy here would be to each find a mate in their respective species.
Also, how do they produce meals for the carnivores in Zootopia?
I think the better question is … where do all their dairy products come from?
Sick freaks who like to milk themselves
Which is great, but realize the implications of industrial self milking: even if you can still produce milk for a bit after weening time with hormone supplements you will run dry until you have another kid. They’re just popping them out to keep up their milk production.
Or maybe all animals love being milked so there’s like a milk drive - much like human blood drives - where all who are able go to donate their milk. All the animal milks get mixed together in one big unhoky cornucopia vat of mammal juice. All nutrient combos blend together. The centre of Zootopian civilisation is their ritual milk drinking. All hail the milk mother. Mammalia Invicti
There are mixed species couples in Zootopia tho. They just weren’t in the foreground. The two neighbors you hear through Judy’s apartment walls are mixed species and gay.
The second movie also shows non-sapient animals exist so they are likely eating meat (and milk) from regular, non anthro animals.
So basically Beastars. Which would make the answer to his last question “insect-based meat-replacement”
Oh nice so like a Goofy and Pludo situation. Sick. Fucking sick
Goofy is a cow though.
Goofy isn’t fucking Pluto though. I think Mickey and Pluto had a love-child and that’s how we got Goofy but we’re really getting into the experimental xenocartoanthropology
The second movie also shows non-sapient animals exist so they are likely eating meat (and milk) from regular, non anthro animals.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
nobody is fucking outside their species
Is this canon? They’re probably not having kids outside their species because that (probably) wouldn’t work (given the apparent lack of weird hybrids), but just plain copulation? Heck, we see that in the real world occasionally.
As for what the carnivores are eating, two possibilities present themselves: 1) The Disney Goofy / Pluto paradox is resolved by realising that one is more evolved than the other, and while they’re related species, they’re not the same species. The Zootopia world may have less evolved equivalents of the multiple sapient species, and they may be OK with eating them. 2) You don’t see any humans in their world. Does that mean they’re not there? Longpig is said to be delicious…
just plain copulation? Heck, we see that in the real world occasionally.
I hate being reminded of this
The Zootopia world may have less evolved equivalents of the multiple sapient species, and they may be OK with eating them. 2) You don’t see any humans in their world. Does that mean they’re not there? Longpig is said to be delicious…
My headcanon now. It’s the only thing that makes sense, and any theory that solves 2 or 3 problems at once is likely to be true
Carnivores in Zootopia eat fish and insects, which are considered non-sentient, as well as plant protein.
Zootopia is built on blood and lies…
Scientists just found sentience in a small fish, so… Yea.
Anyone, including the writers of Zootopia, that say animals aren’t sentient and especially if they say they don’t have emotions and feel things … are just telling you they are an unempathetic monster.
I would love to read that article and see how they defined sentiences, senescence, tumescence, sapience, all that for their research. shitposting aside that sounds really interesting.
I meant to write sapient, not sentient. Fixed.
To even have to use the word sapient over sentient is to draw a line that humanity still does not know how to discern from the vast majority of the animal kingdom.
Basically, you’re choosing to be one of those heartless morons that want to deny the sentience of animals.
Mate, the point is that they’re not talking cartoon anthropomorphic animals, like the characters in Zootopia are. Was that really not obvious or are you just in the mood to argue and insult some people for no reason?
How can you fail to realize that I also am talking about real animals?
Seriously, you goons are so hellbent on pretending thst real animals cannot feel that it is truly beyond pathetic…
By fish do you mean bees and beavers? The Vatican and State of California have urgent questions that must be answered about this film.
BLOOOOOOD, blood blood blood blooooood, and DEATH.
Another Hollywood illusion shattered.
He’s just carrying her like a mother cat does its kittens.
“When the fox hears the rabbit cry
he comes running
But, not to help”
She’s secretly into that.
Consensual internal decapitation is such a transgressive turnon
