thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoWhat do you call a cow with no legs?message-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
minus-squarewhyrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
minus-squaretoiletobserver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a cow who’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Mom.
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·28 days agoWhat do you call a cow who gives no milk? An udder failure.
minus-squareHiTekRedNek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoNo no no. Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs. A cow with TWO legs is your mom.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a cow who’s been knighted?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
No no no.
Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs.
A cow with TWO legs is your mom.
Ur mum