I like that if you start at “Sanctity of marriage”, something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with “Etc”. What values.
“If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.” -Futurama
So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see “marriage” instead read “a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments” and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia
i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol
I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage or usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with…
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates who she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…
Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”
or they are in sham marriages themselves.
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
Who doesn’t ?
So do a lot of women.
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Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️
In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.
You have my sword, it’s time for payback.
Stole the fucking RAINBOW!
Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?
Let us not forget “priDEMONth”
prideMOnTH

Ooo I love lamp
Etc
Lol
The worst of all, “etc!”
Etc. Pride march when??
Christian “values”, traditional “values”, “etc”
It’s short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can’t be aborted because that’s still murder and “gods will”
specifically straight white, christian values, adding alitle conservatism in it.
And some strands are worse than others, like the US strand of the religion
whip hella ass
I am putting that in my pocket
Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.
Traditional values:

Nice idea for a game.
Just don’t tell them that there are almost no Christians in Israel.
I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.
Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It’s just math.
In order to even engage them with that fact you’d have to live in the same reality unfortunately
Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it’s not getting cheated on.
And don’t forget for them it’s “until death do us part” while it’s easy to grow apart, devorce and continue with your life instead of being both miserable because you’re not supposed to devorce.
For who is it “'til death do us part”? The party of serving your cancer-stricken wife divorce papers in her hospital bed?
Isn’t that how Christians are married?
Yeah but they don’t actually do it
I’m too touch starved to have a healthy conversation on this
Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don’t actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!
So like most values people claim to have?
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
That’s cute, sport.
I don’t really care
Neither do they.
Then maybe they can learn to STFU about LGBTQ since they don’t care. I’m good with that. Next time one chirps about it, I’ll let them know that they don’t care.
Not wanting a grown man to wiggle his cock around in a child’s face is a terrible conservative value?
And where do you think that’s happening in the LGBTQI community exactly?
Why do you have to make everything political? Not everything is about Trump.
I love how conservatives immediately reach for the 'think of the children’s card, but then immediately treat women and children like shit.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting kids to be safe, but implying gay people wave their dangly bits in front of kids is a false accusation at best.
think of the children
That’s a group that should be thinking a little about the children
Considering they overwhelmingly occupy the statistics of child sex offenders, that’s pretty fucking far from what would be considered a conservative value.
What’s your stance on christian church leaders?
Yes. It’s terrible that conservatives love to wiggle their cock around in a child’s face.
wiggling a cock around a child’s face is a conservative value, look at all the pedos in the gop and in the church










