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Yet another really good reason to work from home.
If Oracle was on the list, they’d tell their employees to come into the office anyway.
it is considered rude to show ai slop to other humans
Well all but about 30k of them
Dodged a bullet
most likely a bomb
they just cut 30k employees, freeing up money for more data-centers.
No more water for you for the rest of the week
Probably ask them to stand in front of the building.
“Residents within a one-kilometer radius of these terrorist companies across all countries in the region are also urged to evacuate and move to safe locations.”
Americans: “The fuck is a ‘kilometer’?”
Also Americans: “The fuck is a ‘radius’?”
There’ll be like two actual Americans there, but the rest of the workforce won’t explain it to them because they’re sick of everything being compared to “back home” all the time.
Also Americans: “Move?! You fascist! I’m tired of being harrassed by the fitness movement! I have the Constitutionally-protected right to sit and remain passive, you woke Communist Socialist!”
Pass the ranch dressing, please.
Interesting that they put their data centers near civilians population. Wouldn’t that make them human shields?
Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir… Oh and don’t forget… Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.
X. Surely X is a Tech company. Tesla too. They are as much tech as automobile.
Microsoft is a huge liability. They’ve forced companies and home PC users to be needlessly dependent on their cloud services to be able to do just about anything. They own the hugely popular GitHub and NPM developer platforms, and indirectly control other developer platforms through GitHub integrations. They’re one of the major cloud service providers. They have a system that forces home and small business PCs all over the world to execute arbitrary code. They’ve been replacing their developers with incompetent AI systems. A major Apple or Google attack has the potential to break nearly all mobile devices, but a major Microsoft attack could cripple businesses everywhere.
Facebook and Palantir on the other hand could just disappear off the internet and we’d be better off.
Laughs in Linux
Any open source project that still use github should be boycotted in my book. That simply doesn’t respect the licence.
What does licensing have to do with it?
Glad I went Linux and moved house to the berg
I concur, please levea the big tech alone, they are doing so much good for the world, cogh cogh, I meant for shareholders.
Iran could win the hearts and minds of americans by feeding bezos shahed for breakfast.
Offices in the middle east, in case you’re like me and thought they were talking about stateside offices.
I thought they were talking about cyber attacks, which honestly would put much more pressure on the US government I think.
On April Fools Day? I’m expecting mild pranks, like TP’ing Bezo’s house, ding-dong-dash a Elon’s, and maybe a few car bombs at the data centers.
Many U.S. tech companies have offices in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Abu Dhabi, which could become targets of Iranian drone and missile attacks if the country follows through on its threat.
Microsoft has offices in Qatar, Dubai, SA, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, and more I’m sure. Oracle also has offices across the region.
These come to mind, but there are many other companies I’m sure.
How difficult would it be to smuggle and assemble a variant of the Shahed drone into North America? Dissembled and separated, it would look like lawn mower parts, sheet metal, and ewaste.
April Fools!
US: “You won’t attack us.” Iran: “April fools bitches.”
Its fair game I guess.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Do it, I dare you. Seriously though, take them down because our government won’t.
Actually this might be the best news I’ve ever heard come out of that country
Iran could really fracture the country if it chooses it’s target strategically
they seem to be doing a good job in the middle east, targeting other ME countries had made them question thier reliability form the USA, they saw no protection/or retribution against IRan once thier missles start targeting oil infrastructure.
