And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.
may this lesson improve your hygiene
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
But you did right to check, for… um, science
Getting a bj after hot wings does not inspire joy either.
You… probably just want a steady stream of water, to flush out the irritants.
Get a detachable, flexible showerhead.
… these are also useful for things beyond flushing out irritants.
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I’m still laughing decades later just thinking about it.
Yet again foreskin havers are winning
Wouldn’t the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn’t get in the pee hole, I wouldn’t expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn’t spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I’d expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.
This is the kind of stuff J.H. Kellogg was inventing corn flakes for!
And enemas, for when you’ve already made a mistake
That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he’s a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn’t be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.
eyo one time, I was shaking chicken wings in habanero sauce and went to take a piss without washing my hands. I only made that mistake once.
me about to
crankKronk one outAnd then theres me…using hot sauce as lube.
One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
I… wouldn’t use this as lube, because I wouldn’t want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning…
… but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.
So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?
To me the ‘oddest’ thing is that I’m apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I’d actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.
Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted… I just quit at that point.
Lol oh she was down to try it (we were both young, dumb and very horny). Yeah i get that, everyone has their flavour
Aha! I’m glad that you had both … well, maybe not understood what you were getting into, but you were both informed and agreed to it, hahah!
Variety is the uh, spice of life, as they say.
