• tomiant@piefed.socialBanned
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    5 months ago

    Donald Trump, Starring Donald Trump, feat. Donald Trump, guest artist Donald Trump, also starring Donald Trump, key grip Donald Trump, makeup artist Donald Trump

    It’s gonna be a veritable Trumpavaganza!

    Can’t wait.

  • bigbangdangler@reddthat.com
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    5 months ago

    Because no one could possibly protest against raw patriotism!!*

    • in fascist form.

    The playbook hasn’t changed. But now they’re showing their work and still missing the point.

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      Right!? Poor guy’s probably just sitting on his couch thinking, “what about meeee?” Plus, the obvious TV op of an Army helicopter dropping him off at the venue to open his set! Such an easy opportunity to own the libs, and they went with Lee Fucking Greenwood!?

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    “We don’t want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep — we’ve told them all to stay home,” Trump crowed.

    Then why did you hire them in the first place xD For fuck sake, you’re such a sore looser. People don’t want to be affiliated with you because you’re a crooked fascist pedo and you attack them on their looks, intelligence and or skills. Such toddler behavior. “mommyyyyy! Timmy doesn’t want to come to my party! Hey Timmy, you’re stupid and I’m going to tell everyone how stupid you are! And I’m going to have a party all by myself instead. It’s going to be the best party in the entire world.” Sure Donny, go play with your toys.

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      Also didnt they start planning this thing like three months ago. Most performers have their schedules set like a year in advance. My understanding is that a bunch if the acts didn’t even know they were in it.

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        From what I heard, they didn’t know what, it was. They thought it was the official celebration but it turned out to be a cheap replica organized by the white house. They didn’t approve so canceled.

        But you also make a good point. We all know who organized it: incompetent idiots.

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    Is he going to order the military to attend so the venue doesn’t look empty? Or will it be public money spent on seat-fillers?

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      Aren’t we to the point that they could just use cardboard cutouts and then have their conservative media show slow pans across the crowd showing flat, motionless, glossy faces - commenting on how lively everyone there is, how they all look so excided and are cheering for the president.

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    “We don’t want singers with no talent”.

    TIL that according to the highest official representatives of the United States, there is not a single talented musician in the United States.

    It’s a shame, and it would have been a good concert. The blame lies on the untalented musicians who have no talent, if they had talent there would have been a concert with talented musicians.

    But fortunately for all American patriots, the president with the highest scores on a cognitive test will deliver a consistent speech full of patriotic, Christian and capitalist values ​​for several hours.

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        The problem is: why aren’t those laws being enforced?

        The whole system breaks down when the guy in charge of the boss of the whole DOJ is the criminal, especially when he has nation’s highest court stacked 6:3 in his favor…

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          “Checks and balances” were a sham… for decades already. Now you just have a bad actor in a broken system.