I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.
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Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy
According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Yep!
I sure am tryin’
Yes
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
Yes I am!
Me too!
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
Currently, yes
Yes
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can’t offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.
Fuck man, I’m trying to
I am also trying to fuck man
Good luck to you
…Yes
Sure am. I feel called out!
